"Right now, I made my bed and I have to live in it....."

Dont you think Chad's problem is that he is trying to live in a bed? Most people live in a house or an apartment. Not Ocho Cinco. He lives in his bed that he made. Maybe my sense of humor is childish, but I think this kind of thing is pretty funny.  As we all know it's: I made my bed and now I heve to LIE in it, not live there.

Couple years back I worked for this guy from Syria. He used to screw those things up all the time. I loved it. He had a few like:

"the rule of the thumb"

"the calming before the rain"

and he would say, "thats murphy law, you damned if you do and you damned if you dont"

But he never had himself living in his bed that he made. Thats a new one. I like it.