Bernie

    Gender: Male
    Location: Cincinnati
    Relationship: Single
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Maybe Someday
    Height: 5'7"
    Religion: Protestant
    Ethnicity: Asian
    About Me: I'm a lawyer who practices in the criminal defense area. I write this blog to discuss sports, and hopefully to mix some wit, sarcasm and satire from time to time.
    Music: JAZZ! Artists include Charlie Parker, Clifford Brown, Count Basie, Duke Ellington. I love the composers who wrote the standards like Gershwin, and Porter.
    Movies: "Casablanca" is the greatest film ever made. It has courage, romance, and teaches us to do the right thing.
    TV: Currently, I like "Lost", "Countdown with Keith Olberman." Classic shows include "Taxi", "Cheers", "Frasier" and all "Star Trek" versions.
    Likes: Al Franken, Bill Maher, Blue Wisp Jazz Club, Hap's Irish Pub
    Hobbies: I love a great video game such as Halo, Half Life 2, Madden 2002, and Quake.
    Heroes: Thomas Jefferson, Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas, Gen. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

    Debate parody by SNL

    Friday, October 10, 2008, 03:00 PM EST [General]

    Here's the SNL parody of Tuesday's presidential debate. Check out Bill Murray's sports question. You'll love it, Reds fan.

     

     

     

     

     

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    Bengals on the Block

    Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 05:03 PM EST [Bengals]

    Jason Cole of Yahoo Sports lists the following Bengals that could be traded by the deadline.  It stinks being a Bengals fan.  Here's the article.  Let the firesale begin.  Move Odom and replace him with Frostee Rucker.  Goodbye Ocho Cinco, hello criminal Chris Henry.  See ya T.J., hello Jerome Simpson.  It's going to be a long season.

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    Fey as Palin, pt. 3

    Monday, October 6, 2008, 03:28 PM EST [General]

    Here's the SNL skit with Tina Fey as a our favorite point guard, Sarah Palin.  It's a spoof of last thursday's debate.

    Hey Joe Sixpack, MAVERICK!

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    Bengals Have a Plan

    Sunday, October 5, 2008, 09:42 PM EST [General]

    FAUX NEWS-  "The plan is to lose 16 games, then we get the top pick.  We'll pick the guy with the worst character. With the top pick we should be able to chose from the draft, the most despicable player. That's the advantage," says Bengals owner Mike Brown.  "It's also important that we use a high pick to back up Jordan Palmer, our third string QB.  See most fans don't understand football.  We will win the Super Bowl in 2060.  Cincinnati sports fans are in for a real treat, because that's when the Reds are going to win the World Series.  Of course, if Jesus comes back, that could be a problem."   

         Faux News reporter G. Burbank was able to record the following sideline dialogue during the Cowboys game between Defensive Coordinator Mike Zimmer and DT Domata Peko.

    Peko:  "Coach, we can't get to the QB or their running back because Cowboy players keep getting in the way."  Zimmer: "That's called blocking."   Peko: "No way.  Next thing you'll tell me is that we're allowed to tackle."  Zimmer: "I quit."

    Reported by Tung Ncheek, Faux News.                                                                                                                                                  

     
     

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    Fey as Palin, pt. 2

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 01:54 AM EST [General]

    Here's Tina Fey as our favorite point guard Sarah Palin in a spoof of the Katie Couric interview, to start SNL. 

     

     

    I wonder how close this parody was to the real thing...

     

    On getting foreign policy experience by living next to Russia....

     

     

     

    What are her views on the 700 billion dollar bailout?

     

     

    What the .......?

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    yeah man...I was watching the replay on NFL Network and had to give it up at 1:10 a.m. EST. It's the O line, I think they will be better, so I am still holding out hope.

    Rashied in Brooklyn
    August 19, 2008
    10:26 AM EST

    The real wildthing is Justin Verlander. I once saw him throw 99-101-100 in consecutive pitches. Crazy heat...

    Babylonian
    August 06, 2008
    10:17 PM EST

    Bernie you've made my argument why the Obama FICA proposal should not be enacted. Give the government more $$$ and they will throw it down a rat hole. The government has poured trillions into a war on poverty. Has poverty been eliminated?? The government has poured trillions on education. Are we producing Rhodes scholars??? Every tax dollar received from increased social security taxes will not strengthen SS but will be spent on other government programs!!

    Lee
    June 15, 2008
    04:12 PM EST