Cubs have a better team, payroll, manager and record than our Reds. What do the Reds have over them, you ask? First, quit complaining about eight straight losing seasons, you nattering nabobs of negativity. (Thanks for that Spiro Agnew.) Look at what we've got.:
1. Cheerleaders!
Cin. Enquirer/Gary Landers
The Cubs have the girly man mascot, the Cubbie Bear.
2. WE HAVE FOUR FREAKING MASCOTS! Mr. Reds, Mr. Redlegs, Rosie Red, and Gapper. Take that you Cubbie ba#&#%ds!
We don't need no stinking victories. Give us shiny things to look at, while we lose.
I think the Reds are the only team in MLB with a cheer squad...I love it! But c'mon, Rosie Red needs to go, and they need to pick between Mr. Red and Mr. Redlegs...also I don't know the Gapper, got a pic.
Rashied in Brooklyn05:11 PM EST