10.  The Mooch: The guy asking to borrow someone else's cheat sheet.  Or look at their player profiles they spent 2 weeks reading and making notes on.  Seriously....you can get one free from like 90 websites, or ask someone to make you a copy beforehand but don't come to the draft unprepared.

9.  The Operator:  Do you know how hard it is to get a group of guys together in one place, at one time with no women or children?  It's damn near impossible.  So if you're at the draft : Be at the Draft!  Quit texting until your keyboard smokes or making and taking non-draft related calls, talking loudly, and saying stuff like, " No,  I can talk, its cool....yeah...I'm just at a the draft...Yeah...What are you doing later?" No....Its not cool, and if it's "just the draft" feel free to go home early.!

8.  The LifeLine:  And since we're talking phone ettiquette, I feel the draft should be a sealed environment, you go in and it's just you, your fellow league members and The Board.  No calling your buddy for advice.  No emailing Nick Brunker in hopes he'll get back to you in time.

7.  The Critic:  The guy who thinks everyone else's picks suck and ridicules them loudly and mericilessly but then takes Rudi Johnson in the first round and a kicker in the second.

6. The Rainman: The guy who preceeds every one of his picks and freely comments on other people's picks with an encyclopedia's worth of stats and acronyms that may or may not be total bullshit.   I'll YAK if I hear him cite total "Looks" one more time.... 

Next up is the Rainman's polar opposite...

5. The Oblivious One:  Sometimes, we all lose track of whose left on the board, especially if there's a keg involved and we're in round 10.  I get that.  But don't be the guy that never knows.  I'll give you a hint, if its the 5th round, Randy Moss is probably taken....probably.

4.  The Reacher:  He's got Go Go Gadget Arms and he's gonna use them.  Value or ADP be damned!  He knows who he wants, and he wants Tedd Ginn and he's gonna reach down there and take him... in the 2nd round.  Actually check that , I like this guy because then a good pick might fall to me .

 3.   The Guy with Tourettes: The one who periodically, and loudly  says, "Wow...I cannot believe so and so is still on the board!"  Inevitably the other person or persons in the room who did in fact notice and were envisioning a total steal,  will look at him and say...."You Idiot!", while the others double check their cheat sheets and prepare to snap him up.

2.  The Sloth: The guy who runs down the clock for every pick.  He could have the 1st pick in the first round and still shuffle through print outs, exhale deeply, walk around, call his mom for advice, expend the time limit, ask for more time, take a **** and then come out of the bathroom and say, "  Well....I guess I'll take LT."  It only gets worse the deeper in the draft you go.   You're why drafts take 5 hours!

1.  The Invisible Man.  The guy not there.  I actually had some bonehead on speaker at the last draft I attended , he had no clue who was on the board or what was up.  I partially hold the commish responsible.  Next time.....if you can't be there, appoint an agent to make your picks or pick from the waiver wire.