Oh, yeah, with the season less than a week away. Lemme take a stab (sorry for the coincidence some (probably orange clad) school will surely have sometime later this year)...Here's what I think'll be in the SEC this year.

THE GOOD DIVISION

1. Gawwwga! 11-1

2. Flawwwwda 11-1 (losin' to Gawwga tho')

3. Popsicle, Academic Probation, DWI, Six tooth fan havin'....... 8-4

4. **** 6-6

5. Big Blue Brew. Tailgate that bizz with ya Cornhole playin' Miller Lite drinkin', Beam Mixin' Cats.....5-7

6. Vandy: Hot bizzes, smart bizzes, hella lot better than #3, but 3-9

SUCKY DIVISION

1. LSU the shiz 11-1

2. School "Daddy" Petrino shoulda left fo' 9-3

3. School "Daddy" Petrino did leave fo', after findin' out Vick was a dog killa 8-4 (yeah, you know the Hatas, but really, you think Bobby P would really go and suck bein' back in college?)

4. Scaban's in Suckaloosa 6-6 (and watch the hot plate burn up down there, you think the Tide fans shell out those scheckels to watch the Independence Bowl?)

5. Sly Croom's Maroon Hillbillies 4-8

6. Nutt's Hillbillies 4-8

Gawwga plays in the National Championship Game after beatin' LSU in the SEC title game. Kentucky starts 4-1, but after the syrupy slow finish, Brooks calls it a career.

While I was listening to a podcast from WDFN in Detroit (hey, it's a CC station and all), question was brought up that if you had to give up Madden football, Fantasy football, or watching real football games, which one would you give up?

That's not even a fair question to me. Definitely wouldn't be real football. Never been able to see an NFL game, neither my beloved Bengals or the geographically nearer Titans. I love going to college football, though, and really on any level, from the BCS schools 'round here to the smaller colleges. I haven't played Madden in a few years, but it's always a safe bet to play when you're bored at a guest's house or whatnot.

I've never understood the big deal with fantasy football. I've had teams, but I'd always lose interest by the middle of October. People at work always try to get me in their league, since I'm a big sports fan and all, but I think we've lost the ability to actually watch a football game and enjoy it for what it is. Just my two cents, lemme know what you think......

Aight, outta the starlit sky, here's what I think is gonna take place in the Big East this year:

1. USF 10-2

2. Couch-burning Rednecks 9-3

3. Bearcats 8-4

4. Connect E Cutt 7-5

5. Shizzburgh 7-5 (and Wannstedt keeps his job.....Yay!)

6. Rutgers 6-6

7. Krapthorpe's Kids 5-7 (KFC....Kentucky Fried Coach)

8. Suckacuse 2-10

USF loses their BCS game, but what the hell, they keep the money! Maybe after Leavitt becomes the Chiefs coach next year, they can blow it like the Ville did. Anything can happen......The Trailer Park Titans win the Gator Bowl, because if ANY school cares about crappy bowl games, it's the Morgantown Morons.......'the 'Nati plays and wins another bowl game, and that's cool. After the season, Leavitt does the aforementioned, and also Louisville ends its delusion under Ron Cooper II, and Suckacuse finds a new coach in need of a payday before he never lands another FBS job.

So, the future starts now, right? Meaning the Reds. Well, what are Corey Bakersson and Josh WhattheFogg  still on the rooster? I don't get it. I know we gotta keep the Bats pennant push for us down here in the Bluegrass State, but the main focus should be the Reds 2009 at this point. We can't stretch out Masset or bring up Livingston instead of having Foggyheaded Fool around? How about keeping our boy Rosales up and sending Patheticson a Greyhound ticket to Cali? Please help me understand.......