Gender: Male
Location: Westerville, Ohio
Children: Maybe Someday
Body Type: Some extra baggage
About Me: Born and raised in Troy, OH.
Went into the Marine Corps, Graduated from Wright State, Teaching Health & Phys Ed now.
Love Cincinnati teams. New Fan/Big Fan of: Blue Jackets, Clippers, Dime-a-Dog Nights, Hoover Reservoir and Bike Paths.
Movies: 1. Wedding Crashers "People helping people, its a beautiful thing."
2. Superman "Listen, Mr. Luthor, maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through."
3. Superman II "I expect better manners from my guests, Zod."
4. Fever Pitch "That's not Yankee dancin, that's Devil Ray dancin."
5. Old School "It taste so good once it hits your lips."
6. Braveheart "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while.
7. Forest Gump "And that's all I have to say about that."
8. A Few Good Men "You gotta ask me nicely."
9. Short Circuit "Number 5 is Alive"
10. Dumb and Dumber "Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Asssspen."
TV: Top 5 Favorite T.V. Shows Still Running.
1. Scrubs
2. PTI
3. The Office
4. Man Vs. Wild
5. SportsCenter
Books: I don't fun read.
Likes: I believe in the soul, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good beer, nothing is sexier than the small of a womans back. I believe comedies are the best movies, Barry Larkin & Johnny Bench, that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, that farts should always be funny, and that I don't need a plot out of my movies...just more one-liners than I could possible memorize in 5 viewings. I believe in the sweet spot, dime-a-dog nights, jersey's with my name on the back, 3-day weekends, opening your presents Christmas Eve rather than Christmas morning, weekend movie marathons, and that Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame.
Dislikes: I don't believe in AstroTurf, the designated hitter, Chad Johnson, stadiums and ballparks with roofs. I don't believe in the fair catch, drunk drivers, abuse of women, musicals, long winters, organized religion, white shell necklaces on men, throw pillows on the bed, players who hold out for more money and men with shoe collections.
Hobbies: Batting Cages, Reds, Bengals, ESPN, Movies, Riding My Bike, Fishing, Around the Horn(greatest game ever!), Worrying About My Future, Worrying About Money and Avoiding the "When are we going to have kids" talk.
Vices: Batting Cages, Sports, Spending Time with Family, and Pay Day Friday.
Heroes: My Dad.
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