BALTIMORE -- OK, here you go... the easy jokes.
Welcome back Bungles!
Get scouting the first pick in the draft... oh, wait. We'll just see him on TV.
The Bengals won the coin toss and deferred to 2009.
Kyle Larson, Bengals 2008 MVP
Forget the 1972 Dolphins' perfect record, we want the 2007 Dolphins' record!
When does the Reds' season begin again?
Fire Mike Brown!
Matador is now a position on the Bengals' offensive line
The Bengals have changed their name to Cero y Dieciseis
Feel free to add your own...
Bengal's next opponent, Troop 541 of the Great Rivers Region Girl Scouts.
ThaddCarson should just take snaps from his back...It will save time.
Hopefully Henry will rob a liquor store or something, that would at least be exciting.
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