OK, I'm sick of all the losing teams in this town, so I decided to go check out a team that actually has a chance to win a freakin' title -- the Cincinnati Cyclones.
Tonight is Game 3 of the ECHL North Division Finals, with the Clones taking on the Reading Royals at U.S. Bank Arena. THe series is tied at 1-1, with Game 4 taking place here on Wednesday and Game 5 on Thursday.
That's something I forgot to mention in my hockey rules rant from a couple of weeks ago -- hockey has an actual postseason schedule that makes sense. They play games when they're ready, not just whatever Friday, Saturday or Sunday the Lakers feel like getting around to playing. Honestly, the fact is, the Knicks and Bobcats will have played four preseason games each by the time the NBA Playoffs are over. The NBA is the only sports league where the postseason and preseason overlap.
OK, well, hockey on... I'll keep it updated as much as necessary during the action here from down by the river.
Starting lineup for the Clones:
Cedrick Desjardins in goal, Chad Starling and Conrad Martin on defense and left winger Scott Reynolds, right winger Jean-Michel Daoust and center Barret Ehgoetz.
1st Period: 'Clones first on the power play, 1:45 in. One shot nearly in -- they had two really good chances right around the goal. Gotta give credit for the Judas Priest "Breaking the Law" being played when there's a penalty. But really, is there ever a time that Judas Priest is inappropriate?
Two-man advantage for 18 seconds -- as the Royals have another penalty.
Kyle Bushee gives the Clones the 1-0 lead with a Power Play goal from Olivier Latendresse and David Desharnais with 16:15 left int he first. It's Bushee's first playoff goal. Tonight is his second playoff game.
Royals on the power play. Conrad Martin two minues for hooking at 4:14 in the first and it's a goal for the Royals. 1-1. Quick work by the Royals, as Dany Roussin scores from Patrik Hersley and Shawn Collymore on the team's second shot of the night.
Another power play for the Clones. 9:53 left in the first.
4-on-4 hockey as the 'Clones Bushee is called for holding the stick and now 4-on-3 with Daoust sent to the box for boarding. It'll be a two-man advantage here in five seconds. The Clones are able to kill that penalty. Nice work.
Another power play for the Clones. Too many men on the ice penalty with 4:07 left in the period.
No shot on that power play, but the Clones have another with 1:04 left in the first period.
Another power play goal by Bushee, assists by Jason Deitsch and Latendresse. 2-1 Clones with 41.3 left in the first.
We've got a Clone down with 33.2 left, it's Reynolds. He's back up. He's a hockey player.
Royals on a power play for the last 18.4 of the period as Martin in the box for roughing.
That's the end of the first period. Clones 10-8, and a scrum at the end of the period, no punches thrown... yet.
Cyclones 2, Royals 1, 1st intermission
2nd period: The Royals start the period with 1:42 left on the power play.
If that's you calling the phone on press row up here at U.S. Bank Arena, I'm not answering. Email me instead. Clones kill the penalty and get a shot on goal right away. Only one shot for the Royals on that power play.
Power play for the Clones. Kevin Schaeffer called for hooking with 15:48 left in the second. Nice to see Dunn come through with an RBI infield single?
Wow, Chris Blight of Reading had a breakaway shorthanded chance, but Desjardins made a nice stop to stone him. Delayed penalty on the Royals.
Two-man advantage for 50 seconds for the Clones. Brock Hooton (I really like saying Brock Hooton -- sounds like a porn star name) called for slashing with 14:37 left in the second.
The Clones have had some sloppy puck handling and gotten lucky, plus good goaltending. They're now behind on shots for the first time.
Penalty on the Clones with 5:06 left in the period. Deitsch two mintues for cross checking.
Right after killing the penalty, the Royals tie it up. Goal by Matt Herneisen from Hersley and Malcolm MacMillan with 3:01 left in the period
Reading's P.J. Atherton called for a penalty with 11 seconds left in the second period and the Clones will start the third on the power play.
Cyclones 2, Royals 2, 2nd intermission
How bad is it that during the intermission, Mo is the big name out on the ice. Mo. Mo Egger, really.
3rd Period: Josh Katzowtiz, who is here tonight for the Reading Eagle, are trying to figure out all the porn movie titles we can think of that play off popular titles in honor of Brock Hooton. Clones start the period on the power play.
Man, Mathueu Aubin just whiffed on a chance right in front of the Royals' goal.
We've got another power play for the Clones with 16:03 left in regulation.
We've got the whole Clear Channel crew here tonight -- Tim and George from Kiss 107, Nick Brunker and celebrity sighting of Mo Egger.
The Clones completely wasted that power play. Just looked horrible. Now the Royals are on the power play with 13;42 left.
Both teams pretty much waste their opportunities on power plays.
Well, the Royals don't want to mess around with OT. Shawn Collymore has an amazing goal, putting the puck over the left shoulder of Desjardins. Brock Hooton with the assist -- um, not sure how that would work in his other profession. Well, actually I do, but this is a family blog. 3-2 Royals.
5 minutes left. The Clones have picked up their offense, but can't get it by Reading goaltender Danny Taylor.
3:32, Reading's Kevin Saurette scores on the rebound after a couple of really nice saves by Desjardins. And the stands start to empty. 4-2 Reading
And at 2:48, another goal for the Royals.. Chris Blight scores. 5-2.
The good news? $1 PBR on Wednesday. I've always said, PBR is king of the cheap beers.
FINAL
Reading 5, Cincinnati 2