Trust me, we're all happy Lance is going to be OK and that he remembered reading what John Fay of the Enquirer wrote earlier this year. The thing those two have inc omon besides their tickers taking a break is they're both great guys, who just happen to do great jobs. I'm glad both are friends and I'm more glad that both are still with us.
So, for those that were asking, that's where Lance has been. I'm sure he's driving everyone in the hospital nuts, but we would have it any other way.
I've talked to Lance the last couple of days, and as you can imagine, he's in great spirits. You know, because he's Lance. He was bummed he didn't get to tease me with bringing up the Eagles (the band, not the football team) and some trumped up B.S. topic about them being anything worse than a prime example of the bloated, mediocre nature of 70s mainstream music.
* I've been amazed that people in Tennessee keep mentioning Brian Kelly as a candidate for the UT job, but it's people in Cincinnati who keep saying it won't happen because Tennessee wouldn't want him... Doesn't make sense to me. Listen, the people in Tennessee don't care of you're from Boston or Pluto, if you're a liberal or a Bolshevik, all they care about is if you win football games. Brian Kelly wins football games. You keep hearing about how closed-minded those Southerners are, but you're hearing it from people from Cincinnati -- now, who has the prejudice?
* An interesting article on SI.com by Andy Staples about college football spending. The Bearcats are doing it without much, while Texas Tech is among the big spenders. Andy will join us.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 01:57 PM EST [Bengals]
From the Bengals:
* Placed WR Antonio Chatman on the Reserve/Injured list. Chatman, a sixth-year player from the University of Cincinnati, suffered a cervical injury this past Sunday against Philadelphia. Chatman ends his season with 10 games played, 21 receptions for 194 yards and a 7.5-yard average on 21 punt returns.
* Signed OT Dennis Roland from the Bengals practice squad. Roland (6-9, 325; Georgia) is a first-year NFL player. He has been on the practice squad for 11 weeks this season. He opened the 2008 preseason with Tampa Bay and was waived in final roster cuts. He entered the NFL in 2006 as a college free agent with Dallas. He spent most of 2006 and 2007 on Tampa Bay’s practice squad. He was on Tampa Bay’s 53-player roster for two games in 2007 (was a gameday inactive).