Post-Olympics Humor!! (if you missed it)
                       
                        Post-Olympics humor
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                        August 25th, 2008
                       
                        Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take
back:
                       
                        1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava
from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was
amazing."
                       
                        2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
                       
                        3. Paul Hamm, gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
                       
                        4. Boxing analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,
and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
                       
                        5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing again."
                       
                        6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
                       
                        7. At the rowing medal20ceremony: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
                       
                        8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
                       
                        9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"