Normally you see JOKES about the Bengals when things are bad.  In the Newsday, they picked on another team from Ohio.

The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland.
For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them."

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!"