LIGHTS OUT?

According to this story, San Diego Chargers linebacker, Shawne Merriman has an IQ of 4.  Okay, that may be a slight exaggeration, but I have one face for San Diego's most dangerous steroid user defensive weapon, and it is this face...

Shawne, I know you will never read this, but just in case you do, dude, WHAT THE ****?  You really want to go out and risk your career (not to mention millions upon millions of dollars) for one shot at a Super Bowl? Really? Lights Out, you are one of my favorite steroid users players in the league and my favorite defensive player to use in the Madden game (just blitz 56 every play), so if your career ends because of your stubbornness, my Madden career research on performance enhancement life will be severly altered.

And if this is about proving, you are some type of tough guy, stop. We all know you are a tough guy, Merriman; you can't play linebacker (well) in the NFL without being a tough dude.

So, please, Mr. Merriman, sir, get the surgery, come back next year.  After all, we all need more of this in our lives...

Oh wait... I meant this...