Wow. Another great baserunning maneuver by Mr. Dunn. Did you see that? Are you kidding me? For those of you who are at the game and did not hear the BRILLIANT commentary by the "Sneaky Right Hander" or whatever that dip-thong George Grande calls Chris Welsh, allow me to enlighten you. We all know that Adam Dunn cannot play baseball but rather can only hit the ball very hard, not very often. He also seems to either have vision and/or equlibrium problems. When Adam Dunn rounded 3rd on Keppingers hit, I fully expected to see him either A) Completely destroy Jason Kendall or B) attempt to slide.  Neither happened as I am sure you are all aware. Instead he attempted some lame 2-step dance move and then proceeded to fall on his ass. Oh yeah, and he was called "OUT" by the homeplate umpire. And yes, it was a good call. Now, back to the comments made by "Welshy". Instead of bashing Dunn for his lack of hustle, lack of baseball fundamentals, lack of taking his A.D.D. medicine, etc., the damned "Mischevious Southpaw" actually began to blame Joey Votto for not telling Dunn to slide clearly enough. Yes, thats right. Joey Votto was clearly telling Dunn to slide, but just not good enough for Dunns un-Texas sized brain to decipher. Thank G-d Marty Jr. was there to add some logic to the conversation and say that Dunn probably couldnt see Votto telling him to slide. At any rate, all Dunn has to do is look where he is running (home plate) and notice that Kendall was waiting for the incoming play at the plate. Now sometimes catchers will do this even when there is not going to be a play at the plate. But I would imagine any catcher with half a brain would not attempt the "fake" with man-beast Adum Dunn bearing down on them. Okay, im done, you get the point. I have been saying it for years: Dunn cannot run the bases correctly. He lacks baseball fundamentals. Please, trade him while we still can. I cant take his crap anymore.