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    Gender: Male
    Location: the boring 'nati
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Proud Parent
    # of Kids: 3
    Body Type: Average
    Height: 6'2"
    Religion: Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    About Me: friends, family, drinking, road trips. all you need to know - once you meet me, know that i will leave a lasting impression on you. i'm with out a doubt the 5th funniest guy you will ever know. i just met the comedian richard belzer, i cracked a joke and made him giggle. see, i'm funny!
    Music: everything except most chic music. fall out boy to lionel richie (his old 70's sh!t); hall & oats to notorious B.I.G.;big hair 80's junk to the grunge that burned them out. run DMC, buckcherry, afgan whigs (local band made good), stevie frickin' wonder, limp bizkit, korn to jay-Z. some dixie chic's. sublime is my favorite. the R.H.C.P's. rage against the machine. LIVE is another. i'm all over the place....harry connick jr. DAY-OM! there's something wrong with me.
    Movies: anything sandler. dumb and dumber. there's something about mary. the jerk. blazing saddles. monty python's holy grail. shawshank redemption. bull durham. rocky (all but 5 thru 22). training day. the outsiders. wedding crashers (ya sandbaggin' son-of-a-b!tch). liar liar. napoleon dynamite. mallrats. and the best patrick swayze movie ever - ROAD HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! american history X (top 5 all time). the usual suspects (top 5 all time).
    TV: mike and mike. anything VH1 makes out to be reality tv. mtv's real world...from day 1 - never missed a season - even that sh!tty one in boston! whodey on sunday, reds everyday. seinfeld re-runs. rock'n'roll jeopardy....i rake at that game! my name is earl. the office. every season of "the sheild". this might make me not straight - but i like "what not to wear" on tlc. can't forget THE CHAPPELLE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Books: what are books? the last book i read was required by a highschool teacher...i'm undiagnosed A.D.D. i count how many pages are in a chapter before attempting to read it.
    Likes: short articles in magazines. magazines with pictures. UC AND XU. i know the 2 can't co-exist...but i'm rockin' it! golfing, drinking, road trips, drinking, spending the weekend with my family drinking. road trippin for bengals road games...nothing better. the simple fact that you get sh!t from other fans for being a fan...priceless. drinking...vegas during march madness...SIMPLY the best thing going... my friends. asking silly "top 5..." questions while drinking with friends in bars, like top 5 favorite cd's of all time; subsitute cd's for movies, songs, ladies, etc...sleeping on the M.F. couch by choice...
    Dislikes: a$$holes. people who stand too close to me in the salad bar line at krogers...give me some space dudes, i freak out! people with attitudes that can't back it up. people who can't look you in the eyes. people who pronouce X.U. - EGG-zay-vur...any sports team, professional or college, in the entire state of florida. the same for kentucky too.
    Hobbies: golf, fixing my house, drinking strange beers, constantly re-working my list of hot chics i wanna do. downloading music for my mp3 playa. planning the best football road trip that will include a 1pm game in baltimore. followed by the sunday night game in either philly or wash. followed up by the MNF game in either philly or wash. hopefully the bengals are there somewhere.
    Vices: road trips, drinking and friends.
    Virtues: being honest and brutally at that. sunday with the extending families. drinking...did i mention i love drinking? being with friends when i'm not with my family.
    Heroes: my grandfathers, my dad (honestly), anyone who can remained married for a lifetime...courageous and dedicated. ronnie frickin' oster! i can't believe MO makes a livin' in the 'nati and lists mookie wilson as hero...c'mon! M.W. is an A$$.

    CHICKS that PICK

    Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:23 AM EST [General]

    THIS GROWING TRENDS CONTINUES!  I just watched a rather attractive woman (albeit from the shoulders up) go 3 knuckles deep into her green-gold mine.  i started to realize this a year ago while stuck in traffic.  what i thought was a gender-specific occurrance, has crossed over into the "more refined" of the 2.  While in a traffic jam, i saw something i had never seen before - a woman picking her nose.  and while i thought about it and laughed, sure enough, across the street, another woman diggin'.  later the same day, another one!  3 in one day.  I couldn't believe it.  i've been on a mission, no jihad,  to pay more attention to on-coming traffic.  this growing phenom is rediculous.  and for double standard reasons; DUDE'S know how to roll and flick out the window;  even roll the wet ones dry until the wind blows them away.  what do these "new to the game" dirty girls know?  it scares me.  where do they put them.  have they realized the golden rule - start picking when the last car has passed you (on a 2 lane road) and stop immediately when you notice the driver in the other car.   do they pick 'n ****?  the less they know the better  - but something has to be done.  pretty soon they'll start scratchin' balls that ain't there!

    i'm gonna start snapping pics of this and start up a new website.  let me know if you've come across this unfortunate liberating trend that women are

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    BREAKING WHODEY NEWS.....(must read)

    Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 08:24 AM EST [General]

    WITH what can only be consider a desperation HAIL MARY, MIKE BROWN being the redeemer that he thinks he is, has taken on the contracts of darryl strawberry and steve howe.  he said he was aware that they had a past when it came to brushes with the lawt, but thinks that all everyone is worth a a ninth second chance to prove they can do it.  mike brown was quoted as saying, "I can't believe this kind of talent was still available.  We had to get them before somebody else did".

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    FUGK MIKE BROWN....

    Monday, September 29, 2008, 12:26 AM EST [General]

    can this guy still sit around while the rest of the league matures and grows and adapts?  he does what his dad DID.  football has evolved into something SO different from what it was. can mike brown really think that he can continue to pull this sh!t off without a GM?  like he's got insider knowleged that the other 31 teams don't.  bottom line is we are losers.  and since BRETT FAVRE started his streak, the only constant in bengal-dom is mike brown.... time to go crusty!

    am i right in thinking that CHINNY NDUKWE was the first with a INT for '08 and the last in the '07-08 year?

     

    who cares really.  we are the pirates of the NFL.  we suck.  EVERY team looks at us (or past up) on their schedule and sees a "W".

     

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    0-3 is still 0-3 but....

    Sunday, September 21, 2008, 08:26 PM EST [General]

    today's game would have been the ol'  "morale victory" at half time 13-10 in favor of the bengals; and at the mid point of the 3rd quarter.  with 3:37 left in the game and whodey down by 3?  at this point - this is a winnable game and we have a legit chance at walking out of the defending superbowl champs (still a great team now) home field with a W.  an "L" is an "L".  but you have GOT to give credit where it is due - and that is to BRAT.  coach brat.'s play calling was absolutely spot on, just about what the doctor order.  when was the last time the bengals did quick slants?  and the weak line? carson would drop back with 1 rec. in mind and would throw it.  and carson finally looked comfortable when he had to run. have we souled our souls to the fact that our "O-line" is weak? sure! (ala -akili)  but at least we were MORE than competitive for the ENTIRE game.  whodey isn't dead. there is still hope and although we are 0-3, at least we leave the meadowlands knowing WE could've won the game....

    now we are left to ponder - week 1 was a horrible team that showed up against a good "D".  2nd week - well IKE kinda had his take on the game...not a fair game to judge (even though 2 teams played, still...); week 3 - great "D" game and the "O" showed up too....so for week 4, will the real bengals show their stripes?

     

    "ya liveta play anuthaday"

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    Somehow, that's not very hard to believe. I'm sure someone will give him a shot(Pacman even got another gig), but I really hope it's not the Bengals!

    Chris in Cambridge
    July 18, 2008
    03:00 PM EST

    I should have known that, but I am a clown.

    Joe Clown
    July 18, 2008
    02:35 PM EST

    There are plenty of "tight ends" I'd like to talk about, though none are applicable to the NFL draft.

    Mo
    April 29, 2008
    07:47 AM EST

    Yes! Listener on listener violence!

    Mo
    April 15, 2008
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