Gender: Male
Location: the boring 'nati
Orientation: Straight
Children: Proud Parent
# of Kids: 3
Body Type: Average
Height: 6'2"
Religion: Mind Your Own Business
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
About Me: friends, family, drinking, road trips. all you need to know - once you meet me, know that i will leave a lasting impression on you. i'm with out a doubt the 5th funniest guy you will ever know. i just met the comedian richard belzer, i cracked a joke and made him giggle. see, i'm funny!
Music: everything except most chic music. fall out boy to lionel richie (his old 70's sh!t); hall & oats to notorious B.I.G.;big hair 80's junk to the grunge that burned them out. run DMC, buckcherry, afgan whigs (local band made good), stevie frickin' wonder, limp bizkit, korn to jay-Z. some dixie chic's. sublime is my favorite. the R.H.C.P's. rage against the machine. LIVE is another. i'm all over the place....harry connick jr. DAY-OM! there's something wrong with me.
Movies: anything sandler. dumb and dumber. there's something about mary. the jerk. blazing saddles. monty python's holy grail. shawshank redemption. bull durham. rocky (all but 5 thru 22). training day. the outsiders. wedding crashers (ya sandbaggin' son-of-a-b!tch). liar liar. napoleon dynamite. mallrats. and the best patrick swayze movie ever - ROAD HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! american history X (top 5 all time). the usual suspects (top 5 all time).
TV: mike and mike. anything VH1 makes out to be reality tv. mtv's real world...from day 1 - never missed a season - even that sh!tty one in boston! whodey on sunday, reds everyday. seinfeld re-runs. rock'n'roll jeopardy....i rake at that game! my name is earl. the office. every season of "the sheild". this might make me not straight - but i like "what not to wear" on tlc. can't forget THE CHAPPELLE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Books: what are books? the last book i read was required by a highschool teacher...i'm undiagnosed A.D.D. i count how many pages are in a chapter before attempting to read it.
Likes: short articles in magazines. magazines with pictures. UC AND XU. i know the 2 can't co-exist...but i'm rockin' it! golfing, drinking, road trips, drinking, spending the weekend with my family drinking. road trippin for bengals road games...nothing better. the simple fact that you get sh!t from other fans for being a fan...priceless. drinking...vegas during march madness...SIMPLY the best thing going... my friends. asking silly "top 5..." questions while drinking with friends in bars, like top 5 favorite cd's of all time; subsitute cd's for movies, songs, ladies, etc...sleeping on the M.F. couch by choice...
Dislikes: a$$holes. people who stand too close to me in the salad bar line at krogers...give me some space dudes, i freak out! people with attitudes that can't back it up. people who can't look you in the eyes. people who pronouce X.U. - EGG-zay-vur...any sports team, professional or college, in the entire state of florida. the same for kentucky too.
Hobbies: golf, fixing my house, drinking strange beers, constantly re-working my list of hot chics i wanna do. downloading music for my mp3 playa. planning the best football road trip that will include a 1pm game in baltimore. followed by the sunday night game in either philly or wash. followed up by the MNF game in either philly or wash. hopefully the bengals are there somewhere.
Vices: road trips, drinking and friends.
Virtues: being honest and brutally at that. sunday with the extending families. drinking...did i mention i love drinking? being with friends when i'm not with my family.
Heroes: my grandfathers, my dad (honestly), anyone who can remained married for a lifetime...courageous and dedicated. ronnie frickin' oster! i can't believe MO makes a livin' in the 'nati and lists mookie wilson as hero...c'mon! M.W. is an A$$.
Somehow, that's not very hard to believe. I'm sure someone will give him a shot(Pacman even got another gig), but I really hope it's not the Bengals!
Chris in Cambridge03:00 PM EST