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    Gender: Male
    Location: sh!ts-in-nati
    Relationship: Married
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Proud Parent
    # of Kids: 3
    Body Type: Average
    Height: 6'2"
    Religion: Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    About Me: friends, family, drinking, road trips. all you need to know - once you meet me, know that i will leave a lasting impression on you. i'm with out a doubt the 5th funniest guy you will ever know. i just met the comedian richard belzer, i cracked a joke and made him giggle. see, i'm funny!
    Music: everything except most chic music. fall out boy to lionel richie (his old 70's sh!t); hall & oats to notorious B.I.G.;big hair 80's junk to the grunge that burned them out. run DMC, buckcherry, afgan whigs (local band made good), stevie frickin' wonder, limp bizkit, korn to jay-Z. some dixie chic's. sublime is my favorite. the R.H.C.P's. rage against the machine. LIVE is another. i'm all over the place....harry connick jr. DAY-OM! there's something wrong with me.
    Movies: anything sandler. dumb and dumber. there's something about mary. the jerk. blazing saddles. monty python's holy grail. shawshank redemption. bull durham. rocky (all but 5 thru 22). training day. the outsiders. wedding crashers (ya sandbaggin' son-of-a-b!tch). liar liar. napoleon dynamite. mallrats. and the best patrick swayze movie ever - ROAD HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! american history X (top 5 all time). the usual suspects (top 5 all time).
    TV: mike and mike. anything VH1 makes out to be reality tv. mtv's real world...from day 1 - never missed a season - even that sh!tty one in boston! whodey on sunday, reds everyday. seinfeld re-runs. rock'n'roll jeopardy....i rake at that game! my name is earl. the office. every season of "the sheild". this might make me not straight - but i like "what not to wear" on tlc. can't forget THE CHAPPELLE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Books: what are books? the last book i read was required by a highschool teacher...i'm undiagnosed A.D.D. i count how many pages are in a chapter before attempting to read it.
    Likes: short articles in magazines. magazines with pictures. UC AND XU. i know the 2 can't co-exist...but i'm rockin' it! golfing, drinking, road trips, drinking, spending the weekend with my family drinking. road trippin for bengals road games...nothing better. the simple fact that you get sh!t from other fans for being a fan...priceless. drinking...vegas during march madness...SIMPLY the best thing going... my friends. asking silly "top 5..." questions while drinking with friends in bars, like top 5 favorite cd's of all time; subsitute cd's for movies, songs, ladies, etc...sleeping on the M.F. couch by choice...
    Dislikes: a$$holes. people who stand too close to me in the salad bar line at krogers...give me some space dudes, i freak out! people with attitudes that can't back it up. people who can't look you in the eyes. people who pronouce X.U. - EGG-zay-vur...any sports team, professional or college, in the entire state of florida. the same for kentucky too.
    Hobbies: golf, fixing my house, drinking strange beers, constantly re-working my list of hot chics i wanna do. downloading music for my mp3 playa. planning the best football road trip that will include a 1pm game in baltimore. followed by the sunday night game in either philly or wash. followed up by the MNF game in either philly or wash. hopefully the bengals are there somewhere.
    Vices: road trips, drinking and friends.
    Virtues: being honest and brutally at that. sunday with the extending families. drinking...did i mention i love drinking? being with friends when i'm not with my family.
    Heroes: my grandfathers, my dad (honestly), anyone who can remained married for a lifetime...courageous and dedicated. ronnie frickin' oster! i can't believe MO makes a livin' in the 'nati and lists mookie wilson as hero...c'mon! M.W. is an A$$.

    TOMORROW IS ALL ABOUT RANDY REED....

    Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 09:21 AM EST [General]

    I'm going to the game tomorrow night.  driving all to tail gate with the enemy.  my head will "be on a swivel" looking for the attackers who pansied-ly attacked randy reed from behind.  i'm looking for you STEaLERS fan - you're are mine....all in the good name that is RANDY REED.

     

    WHODEY!  look for me swimming in the sea of yellow towels wearing as much orange as humanly possible!

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    A LOOK DOWN MEMORY LANE....

    Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 11:16 AM EST [General]

    it's 2005, late december.  the bengals are playing the KC cheifs for a game that doesn't amount to a hill of beans.  the bengals have already declared the afc north throne.  they are so good, they actually get the chance to debate if they should play their starters...(ie - preseason game # 5).  fast forward to this year.  we have KC again at the end of the season and neither team is relevant.  same skill position players (minus rudi) and look how far we've fallen.  amazing!

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    ME TOO MCNABB...

    Monday, November 17, 2008, 12:51 PM EST [General]

    I had no idea that there was only 1 OT period in regular season football.  Now, my favorite sport that seemed impervious to all attempts to bring it down from the outside, has just shown it's internal Achilles heel.  YOU CAN NOT END FOOTBALL IN A TIE.  You will leave a sold out crowd leaving with a W.T.F. look on it's face.  I hear all the critisism coming Donovan McNabb's way - probably deserved.  But his coach's play calling was suspect - making me think that neither coach or player really understood the rules.

    Over the past 2 weekends, I watched my son's football team play in 1 game with 3 OT's.  I watch the Cardinals/Panthers high school playoff game end in OT.  Countless games go to OT.  Why can every other level of this sport understand "fair and balanced" and at its highest level - we're left with SUDDEN DEATH and one 15-minute clock.  I just don't get it.  It is the one thing that the NFL NEEDS to change!

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    I SWEAR I'LL STOP AFTER THIS ONE....

    Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 06:39 PM EST [General]

    you thought miss teen south carolina was caught off-guard with a slam dunk question.  check out our president in this head to head match of the dim wits.  simply amazing...and watch john courgar melleoncamp...what an extreme case of the a$$ personified...relax dude.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXRUbJ87abc

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    GIVE my grandpa 5 minutes, because he gave his life....

    Tuesday, November 11, 2008, 11:18 PM EST [General]

    this is without a doubt, the point of the game i treasure most.  it's simply breath-taking and honest to God, i cry everytime this happens.  it's simply amazing and if you're not expecting it, it WILL scare you.  i give you the "FLY OVER" and this is it!

     

    THANK YOU - TO ALL WHO HAVE SERVED, WHO ARE SERVING and WHO WILL.  BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THANKS TO THOSE WHO GAVE ALL!

     

     

    http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80924c91

     

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    You're lucky. I'd love to be going. I've only been to Heinz Field once (in the snow against Cleveland) and it was an awesome time. Then again, I'm a Steelers fan so I felt at home lol. Best of luck man. Don't come back looking like the guy in your avatar.

    Dean Travers
    November 19, 2008
    12:16 PM EST

    No problem. Confirmation on the fix. Its up and rocking now. Keep up the blogging.....

    Babylonian
    November 11, 2008
    01:20 PM EST

    I couldn't agree more. Unfortunately, self deprication is a trait that is lost on the average Alpha male meathead ya know?

    Dean Travers
    October 22, 2008
    02:38 PM EST

    I equate the drones with expressionless faces waiting in line to fork over $7.50 for their 7th beer to the kids walking into the meat grinder in Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video.

    As Mike "Mr. Big" Brown laughs all the way to the bank.

    Dean Travers
    October 21, 2008
    02:01 PM EST

    Somehow, that's not very hard to believe. I'm sure someone will give him a shot(Pacman even got another gig), but I really hope it's not the Bengals!

    Chris in Cambridge
    July 18, 2008
    03:00 PM EST

    I should have known that, but I am a clown.

    Joe Clown
    July 18, 2008
    02:35 PM EST

    There are plenty of "tight ends" I'd like to talk about, though none are applicable to the NFL draft.

    Mo
    April 29, 2008
    07:47 AM EST

    Yes! Listener on listener violence!

    Mo
    April 15, 2008
    07:45 PM EST