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    CHICKS that PICK

    Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:23 AM EST [General]

    THIS GROWING TRENDS CONTINUES!  I just watched a rather attractive woman (albeit from the shoulders up) go 3 knuckles deep into her green-gold mine.  i started to realize this a year ago while stuck in traffic.  what i thought was a gender-specific occurrance, has crossed over into the "more refined" of the 2.  While in a traffic jam, i saw something i had never seen before - a woman picking her nose.  and while i thought about it and laughed, sure enough, across the street, another woman diggin'.  later the same day, another one!  3 in one day.  I couldn't believe it.  i've been on a mission, no jihad,  to pay more attention to on-coming traffic.  this growing phenom is rediculous.  and for double standard reasons; DUDE'S know how to roll and flick out the window;  even roll the wet ones dry until the wind blows them away.  what do these "new to the game" dirty girls know?  it scares me.  where do they put them.  have they realized the golden rule - start picking when the last car has passed you (on a 2 lane road) and stop immediately when you notice the driver in the other car.   do they pick 'n ****?  the less they know the better  - but something has to be done.  pretty soon they'll start scratchin' balls that ain't there!

    i'm gonna start snapping pics of this and start up a new website.  let me know if you've come across this unfortunate liberating trend that women are

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    lol. I'm well versed in the "roll and flick" method.

    Dean Travers
    October 07, 2008
    12:08 PM EST

    "Noooooooooooooooooooooo, it wasn't a pick!!!" -Seinfeld-

    Rashied in Cincy
    October 07, 2008
    03:15 PM EST

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