Dustin

    Plan for Chad Johnson

    Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 11:28 PM EST [General]

    In light of tomorrows mini-camp and whether or not Chad is going to show up, I have developed a plan.

    To begin if Chad shows up and doesnt say anything and just plays, you really can't do anything or reprimand him. If he continues to do this and can contribute to this team throughout training camp and then the season, then do nothing. However, lets be serious, I don't think you or I expect this to happen. Maybe in the very begining, but not for any extended amount of time. Now on to the plan.

    As soon as he does something that can be deemed detrimental to the team, you suspended his a**. Since the league allows this (up to 4 games for conduct detrimental to the team, i.e., T.O. in Philly), I would do it as soon as possible, so the team can gel without him, and hopefully be beyond him being able to ruin it when he gets back.

    After Chad gets back from his little vacation, his whole world changes. No longer does chad get to sit on the sideline bench with the rest of the team. Instead he gets his own little a** metal folding chair as far away from the rest of the team as possible.

    This is not for you chad.

    This bad boy is all your Chad.

    Next, Chad no longer has to associate himself with this team while in the locker room, and therefore doesnt have to talk to the local media while in the locker room. Oh no, Chad will get his own big boy stall to use as his locker.

    Again, Chad this is not for you.

    Here ya go big boy, we will even let you pick which one you want to use as your locker.

    That's all I got for now, but if I come up with more ideas, I'll be sure to post them.

     

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