The gas mileage is the only redeeming quality with this piece of sh*t. Anytime I saw a man driving one of these on the highway I just assumed he was into wang. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I was afraid the burgers there would fall apart in my hands right before I took my first bite then spend the next 10 minutes telling me how good they were for 10 years while no one noticed...

Two pretty big clowns. Nice find.

I have never heard of the uncoveted platinum sombrero...but if anybody K's 5 times in a ballgame, I would invest in a sombrero, some platinum paint and gladly send it!

I used to hear people refer to the Golden Sombrero frequently when I was younger but not so much anymore. It is terrific to see you have used this phrase as now I know I am not going crazy when I remember it being big news when somebody wore the Golden Sombrero! here's to 4 K's my friend!