It's only week 2 of the NFL season, and I'm sure most of you have thrown in the towel on the Bungles.  WHAT A JOKE!!  I turned on the CBS at 1:00 on Sunday afternoon, and because of what i believe to be the high winds, the channel changed automatically to Comedy Central.  There, I saw football bloopers for 3 HOURS!!  Grown men who cannot count to 11, guys with the ball running into the backs of their own teamates, or running into members of the other team who were not even looking.  One guy who they claim is their leader was so scared, he was running for his life, and throwing the ball anywhere he could just to get rid of it.  It looked as if he were playing "Smear the ****" and didn't want to get hurt.  The offensiv line kept acting out a scene from Adam Sandler's movie The Longest Yard by stepping aside to allow the defense a free shot at the QB.  And the defense???  They must have quit at halftime.  The difference between the 1st and 2nd half was night and day. 

Then there are the dREDS.  The Bad News Bears of MLB.  Their season has been over since pitchers and catchers reported to Sarasota.  I'm not going to waste any more oxygen on them.

  So the question in.....Aren't you people tired of this crap?  And that's EXACTLY what it is!  CRAP!!!! 

 Here's your answer to this problem.....CYCLONES HOCKEY!!  In about a month from now, the Cincinnati Cyclones take the ice in defense of the Kelly Cup Championship won this past June.  They are the only WINNING pro sports team in this town and have been for the past 20 years.  Yeah, the Bungles and the dReds have had 1 lucky season each (not respectively) and continue to tease us with the promise to compete.  We do not want or need competitors, WE WANT WINNERS!!

 So, now that you have no teams to root for, join the rest of the Cyclones Season Ticket holders at US Bank arena starting this Oct. for what is sure to be another great (and WINNING) season.  Heck, at only $10 a seat, you can even afford to bring the kids or even a date.  YES, women LOVE hockey.  In fact, guys, there are 100's of HOTT A$$ women at the games every night!  Throw in $1 beers, $1 hot dogs and the best hard hitting action (and WINNING) in town, and you can't go wrong!  Some say, "I don't like hockey" or "I hate it on TV".  I say, "TRY IT!!"  It's only 10 bucks, and you are out of there by 1015.  Plenty of time to hit the bar, see a movie, or whatever you want to do afterwards.  But I GUARANTEE you this:  You WILL have a great time, you WILL see WINNERS (not every game cuz you can't win em all) and you WILL want to go again. 

  If you are not satisfied, you always have next year with the dREDS and BUNGLES and you are only out $10!  So, SHUT UP,  get off your dead A$$es, quit pouting about all the losing, and come down to US Bank arena this Oct.