Yes, indeedily-doodily, fans. Ned Flanders here from the Flandersrosa in Springfield. With all the goins ons in Cincinnati and Jay Bruce in the show, my twin Georgie said I had to skidaddly-doo it up here and be a witness to the coming of Bruce Almighty. You all know my twin, Georgie. You watch-a-roony Georgie every night on the boob (wash my mouth with soap) tube. You know show biz. Georgie was told the Flanders name was not good for his career. We thought about Granders, but in the end....Grande it was. Georgie Porgie wasn't all that keen on it but what the gumdrops can you do? This TV gig beats working with me at the Leftotorium.

Well, hot diggity dog, Georgie and I are just as happy as hens with these new Reds. Georgie was talking last night after the game about this new batting order....Little Jerry Jr. leading off, Bruce Almighty hitting second, Jr. the Kid batting 3, Smilin Brandon 4, the big Donkey Kong hitting 5, then Eddie E, my pal Joey.....scrumdiddilyumcious, Georgie says. This team is absitively-posilutely on a roll with honey butter on top.

Ok, better skeedaddle. Keep listening to Georgie. He's a beaut!