First and foremost, big thanks to Mo Egger for giving me the opportunity to attempt to fill in for him today.  Hopefully, we'll have some fun.

If you'd like to email me during the show or after, send it to josh@joshsneed.com.

I've got a lot of stuff going on locally and rather than sound like a commercial on air, I figured I'd just post the events here.  If you can and/or want to support them, sweet.

Friday, Sept. 5 (8PM) CCAT Comedy Show - Once again, I've been asked to be a part of the Center for Chemical Addiction Treatment (CCAT) Comedy Jam.  This event is for a great cause and will be held again at the Cincinnati Art Museum.  Also on the bill are good friends Geoff Tate, Wix, and Will Hardesty.  For more info on this show, check out www.ccatsober.org or call 513.381.6772.  

TUESDAY, SEPT. 9 (8 PM) - COMEDY CENTRAL EVENT AT GO BANANAS IN CINCINNATI - As many of you know, Mitch Hedberg passed away in 2005.  The impact he left on his fans and fellow comedians cannot be measured.  Just before his passing, Mitch was recording material for a new CD, "Do You Believe in Gosh?"  Comedy Central has put together this final CD for Mitch and will be releasing it on Sept 9.  To celebrate, Comedy Central is holding "Mitch Across America".  There will be shows in New York, Minneapolis, Seattle, Austin, Los Angeles, and Cincinnati.  I am heading up the Cincinnati show and have put together an all-star lineup.  The show will be recorded for Comedy Central to use on their website and who knows what else.  There will be CD give-aways and all sorts of fun stuff.  Other comics include:  

• Geoff Tate - Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", toured with Mike Birbiglia
• Will Hardesty - Winner of San Francisco Comedy Competition
• Nikki Glaser - NBC's Last Comic Standing
• Ryan Dalton - Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham"
• Tim Northern - Finalist on CBS's "Star Search", Bob and Tom Favorite
• Tommy Jonnagin - Comedy Central Presents, Late Show w/David Letterman, "Live at Gotham"

This is going to be an AMAZING show.  We'll all do our set, then go back onstage and tell our favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.  Tickets are only $15 and we need a big crowd to make this event a success.  For more info or to secure yourself a seat, call Go Bananas Comedy Club at 513.984.9288.  PLEASE SUPPORT THIS EVENT!!!

Sunday, Oct. 5 - 1st Annual Gary Sneed Memorial Golf Outing -  My dad was an amazing person.  He was taken from us way too soon earlier this year after battling cancer for three months.  There isn't a day that goes by that something doesn't remind me of him.  The last couple of years, my family has held a golf outing called the Mitchell Open, put together by my cousin, Kevin Mitchell.  This year, we've changed the name to honor my father and are turning it into a legitmate tournament.  There will be prizes for individuals and the winning teams, door prizes, silent auction items, a dinner, t-shirts for all, and new stuff is being added everyday.  All proceeds will benefit the American Cancer Society and the "Whom Shall I Send?" fund started in my dad's name.  It's going to be held at the golf center at Kings Island in Cincinnati.  Space is limited, but we need golfers (individuals or foursomes), volunteers, donations, and door prizes.  If you would like to help out this event in ANY way, please email me directly at josh@joshsneed.com.  Thanks in advance, we hope this event will grow into something bigger each year.

Thanks for reading that stuff, I appreciate the love.

Sneed
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This is a repost of a blog I did a few years ago about Opening Day...

"Put me in coach, I'm ready to play...today."

I love baseball. More importantly, I love America's first professional baseball team, the Cincinnati Reds. Opening Day in Cincinnati is one of the biggest events of the year, as it should be. People take off work, kids get out of school early, and everyone focuses on the baseball game. There are certain things you can always look forward to when attending Red's games. The smell of fresh cut grass, teaching kids about the benefits of steroids, and lots and lots of drunk people. It never fails that the Red's get everyone's hopes up early in the year. But usually we'll see a Ken Griffey Jr. injury, horrible relief and closer pitching, and then some guy from AAA comes up big at the end of the season to be sure and instill "hope for next year".

We had great seats for Opening Day this year. Thanks Phil.

So there we were, Opening Day. What a setup. The New York Mets had a huge offseason and acquired the likes of Carlos Beltran and Pedro Martinez. The Reds gave up ahome run in the first inning. "Here we go again.", we thought. "Same ol' Reds". But in the bottom of the first, the Reds scored three runs on ahomer by Adam Dunn (see also "stud"). Well, we might have a game afterall. But we still had 8 more innings to get through, so I decided to start one of my favorite activities: people watching. It wasn't too long before I found a gem. He was a few rows in front of us and he was "that guy" all day long.

"Man I'm sure glad I'm not hanging drywall today."

I first noticed this gentleman whenthe stars and stripespeeked out from under his ball cap. Everyone attending the game that day gotten an American flag to wave during the National Anthem, but this guy had a vision. "What if I use it to keep my neck cool for the rest of the game" Brilliant. How do you think our soldiers overseas would feel, or those who fought so fearlessly in wars past if they knew that the symbol of freedom that they were shedding blood and giving up their lives for was being used by some hillbilly in Northern Kentucky to keep his neck from getting any "redder" I thought this might be the guy to watch for the rest of the game. Five minutes later, he tried to start "the wave" (see circa 1985). We are locked on target.

Pedro Martinez proceeded to shut down the next 15 batters, striking out 13 of them. By the 7th inning, the Mets were back on top 6-4. I had to get an update on our friend a few rows up, and sure enough I called it, the shirt had come off.

"It's such a nice day, maybe I won't go home and beat my illegitimate children afterall."

The innings kept rolling, the Reds kept getting out, and this guy kept drinking. He was starting to get loud and yell at everyone from the cotton candy girl to the umpire behind the plate. This guy was getting hammered, and I started to realize why they chose to use plastic beer bottles at the stadium. Phil was getting prettyintoxicated himself at this point, but at least he behaves himself and keeps it fun. He's one of the funniest "non-comics" I know, and a big Reds fan. He's the best.

Phil and I in the stands.

In all fairness, the bald guy wasn't the only one deterring my attention from the game. The guy behind me was even worse. Why is there always some white trash father who decides to take his mullet-head kids to the baseball game and proceed to explain everything they're ever learned about baseball which usually boils down to video games and memorizing "Bull Durham" Every pitch, every play, this guy feels the need to explain to his entire row what just happened. And you can't turn around and correct him everytime. One time I wanted to just turn around and awe his children with something even he didn't know. "You see kids, that pop-up to the shortstop is called a 'can of corn'. It's a term that refers back to the old grocery store days when the clerks couldn't reach the items on the top shelf. They'd have to use the end of a broomstick to knock the can off of the shelf and then they'd catch it in their apron...'can of corn'." (see EA SportsTriple Play Baseball2004 for Playstation). What's our other friend up to

"Say it to my face."

Don't ask me what he's yelling about, I have no idea. but I had to snap a quick pic. Have you no shame sir?  So here we are in the 9th inning, Reds still losing 6-4. The Cincinnati Reds unfaithful started to leave the park. Not us. The first guy up, Austin Kearns got a base hit to lead off the 9th. Adam Dunn stepped in and sent his second home run of the game over the fence. I told you he was a stud. All of a sudden, it's 6-6. The place is ROCKING! This was the first time I saw people stop and return to their seats when they were about to leave. Suddenly, the stadium was packed again and people are going nuts. Enter Joe Randa. Joe Randa's first game as a Cincinnati Red since being picked up from the Kasas City Royals in the offseason. He'd had a great game so far, but with one pitch, Joe Randa put a ball over the left field wall giving the Cincinnati Reds their first ever walk-off home run in the history of the club. One word: pandamonium.

The tall stacks came alive as the Reds start the season 1-0.

What'll happen from here Who knows. The Reds are in one of the toughest divisions in baseball. But who cares really There will still be white trash people with their shirts off getting drunk and using "Old Glory" instead of sunscreen. There will still be home runs and overpriced parking. And we'll keep going to the games, cheering for the Reds, buying peanuts and cracker jacks. And to be honest, I don't care if I ever get back.

Hope to see you out there...

Josh