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    Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 06:02 PM EST [General]

    What impact will it have?
    JungleInsider.com
    It's done. All the money I've saved over the years by mooching tickets off people will finally be put to good use: On Sunday 19th October between 11 am and 12 noon a plane will fly over PBS dragging a banner proclaiming "STEP DOWN MIKE BROWN."

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    Show clips, bites and interviews
    Looking for any of these?
    Marty Brennaman plays Toto
    Marty Brennaman describes his bark in school play
    Carson Palmer intro from ESPN - by Pat Summerall
    Chad Johnson as Ocho Cinco
    Steve Stewart farewell - Steve and Marty comment
    Mike Valenti Rant - The Michigan St meltdown
    Sam Wyche - You don't live in Cleveland
    TJ H fantasy draft commercial - Hilarious!
    Danica Patrick rips Lance
    Stephen A Smith impersonator
    Steeler's Who Dey Chant
    Jim Mora's classic rant - Playoffs? Playoffs?
    Bengals Fight Song - Hear them Bengals Growlin'
    Bob Trumpy calls Akili an idiot
    Adam Dunn calls banana phone during rain delay
    Bionic Man - The rebuilding of Carson Palmer's knee
    Marty Brennaman on Man Laws - Off the Beaten Path
    Click here to get them all

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    Trying to tune out the chronic complainers
    ESPN
    There's nothing worse than sitting in the stands at a game and having to put up with ignorant experts. These are the people who don't know anything but insist on broadcasting their ignorance in a loud, abusive and often profane voice. Their motto: Never an unspoken thought.
    Diagnosing the various sports fans
    The Coach
    I hate The Coach. He consistently ruins my live event experience. This is the guy who is constantly yelling at the players and coaches, telling them what to do because, obviously, the fan knows better than the paid professionals.

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    Bengals help in the community
    Enquirer
    About 35 of the team's players, along with an estimated 400 other volunteers, installed new equipment at College Hill Park as part of an effort to promote physical activity for children.


    (The Enquirer/Tony Jones)

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    Best sports cities? Cincinnati #28
    The Sporting News
    Our Best Sports City rankings, which look at the 12 months from roughly October 2007 to October 2008, are based on point values assigned to various categories, including but not limited to won-lost records, postseason appearances, applicable power ratings, number of teams and attendance.

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    Jets should be wary of 0-5 (but feisty) Bengals
    NY Post
    "Oh man, I watched them (Sunday) and any time you look at a team that played the Dallas Cowboys tough . . . every game they've had has been a tight one," wide receiver Laveranues Coles said. "They could just as well be 5-0 as they are 0-5. They're a scary team to play against whether they are 0-5 or 5-0. They are a very good football team."

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    Phillips addresses critcism of UK offense
    Lexington Herald Leader
    "When we were having success, I didn't take it like I knew everything or I was the guru," Phillips said. "I understand that when things are not going well, I'm going to get the criticism. That's fine. That's what I signed up for. We're not doing well offensively, and I accept the criticism."

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    Former Withrow WR making "great strides"
    (AP)
    "I want everyone to know that Dante is improving daily," coach Brady Hoke said Monday. "He is really making great strides. ... He is doing a great job with his recovery. He is positive and upbeat."

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    Upset of Rutgers began UC's momentum
    Josh Katzowitz, NY Times
    The way Brian Kelly remembers that day in 2006, he was driving on a tollway in Chicago on a recruiting trip for the Central Michigan team he coached when he heard on the radio that Cincinnati had upset the new darling of college football, Rutgers.
    He turned to his companion and said of the Cincinnati coach, "Mark Dantonio is going to get the Michigan State job now."

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    Appreciating an underrated move:
    All The Right Moves.....1983
    Brian Kelly's favorite sports flick

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Esquire honors my girl: Sexiest Woman Alive
    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Halle Berry may be a mommy of a certain age, but the men's magazine Esquire says the Oscar-winning actress is still the Sexiest Woman Alive.

    Click here for the photo shoot...Wow

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    Rich Franklin's "Cyborg Soldier" released on DVD
    MMAJunkie.com
    Franklin, who filmed the movie in Canada immediately following his UFC 77 loss to Anderson Silva, plays the role of the cyborg soldier as he takes hostage/escapes with Deputy Lindsay Rearden, played by Thiessen.

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    Happy Birthday Emily Proctor, 40

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    DelhiFLEM wrote:
    Sick of it! Per Marvin, today, "Hang on here you may see something special" LOL....

    My RANT from Delhi-

    Marvin, aka Howard Stern's Beatle Juice, has drank his own jug of cool aid. What the hell is going on here? No word from ownership (AKA Love GURU) about this debacle???? Bring in Bill Cowher! No, Marvin, we didn't do good things!!!!! Quit it! Stop clapping your hands and saying "let's go" while the team is down 14 pts and 2-minutes to go, LOL, give us a break!!!

    PLEASEEEEEEE give Dave Lapham some new questions to ask. He ask too many "soft" "safe" "scared" questions. Ask this Mr. Lapham, Marvin, if we loose all our games this year, will you quit? I think that's a fair question/challenge. Or how about you agree to pull a play submitted by a fan every other down???? Can't be any worse!

    Why is it we blitz and still can't get to the QB? The Jets rush 3 dudes and they have Fitzpatrick running for his life? He winds up to throw a "BOMB" and he doesn't realize theres a rusher right behind him who ends up smashing him like cow patty. How many times did he throw deep???? 1x He was throwing balls at everyone's ankles like that heaving little dude that works for DUKE energy who's always running around flipping people off!!

    The play calling is simply pathetic. Run, Run, pass 3 yards, punt!! Run, Run, Utecht drops the ball! Punt! Run, Run, pass incomplete off the ankles of TJ, Punt! Run, Run, (Marvin clapping his hands) throw to TJ, short 1 yard, PUNT! Come on man, I can't take it no more!!!

    I gotta work a booth next Sunday for charity. How am I going to expect a tip after charging $7.00 for a damn beer???? I guess you'll need to drink more while watching this crap! I'm bringing a flask!!!!!! Be good to the folks in charity booth (we are the one's with teeth!)

    Marvin is scared of his coach's and has no back bone! I guess it's time for the fans to bring back out the Mike Brown bag's (I still have mine). Hide your faces and show unity in the stands!!!!!!!!!!! As for a fan who bought tickets this season, I quote infamous Lawerence Taylor of the giants, "I was setup like a Mother F*****!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DEY!!!!!

    Flem
    October 13, 2008
    05:11 PM EST

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