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Quote: I was once eating dinner in a bar with my friend Rich. He was eating a burger and some fries. In a desperate attempt to hit on him, some woman from the other end of the bar shouted in his direction, "I can smell your fries from here." I laughed at her, thus ruining either person's chances of getting anything done. But I still love the pickup line, though I've never gotten the chance to use it. So my quote is, "I can smell your fries from here."

Orientation: Straight

Children: Don't Know

Body Type: Average

Religion: Mind Your Own Business

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

About Me: I host the midday show on 1530Homer, weekdays from 9:00 - Noon. I've been working at Clear Channel Cincinnati since 1997 in about 7,000 different roles, none of which you would find interesting. I grew up in New Jersey, but moved here my senior year in high school. Long story, but I'm not bitter. I was the only kid in the Garden State who grew up rooting for the Bengals and Bearcats. I went to the University of Dayton and am still in debt because of it. I live in beautiful Sharonville.

Music: Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, A Tribe Called Quest, A long and embarrassing collection of songs on my iPOD. Then usually back to some more Springsteen.

Movies: Rocky Movies 1,2,4 and6, "Hoosiers," "Clerks," Rambos Movies 1,2, and 4, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," the first half of "Full Metal Jacket," "Can't Buy Me Love," "Eight Men Out," "Juice," "Ocean's 11, "Death Proof," "The Departed,"GoodFellas," "SuperBad," "Dazed and Confused"

TV: Letterman, anything in HD, up to an including the Food Network, "Rachael Ray," "The View," "The Today Show," That Fox Sports Net highlight show where they show highlights instead of the ESPN anchors auditioning for late night TV gigs, "Family Guy," "The Hills," any VH-1 show where 4th rate actors and comedians who can't get on Comedy Central make smart****, ironic statements on any and all subjects, anything on opposite Oprah, oh and "According to Jim," only because the fact that Jim Belushi makes the kind of coin he gets for being on that wretched show and playing that cliched character highlights what a wonderful country we live in.

Books: "If At First" by Keith Hernandez, "God Save the Fan" by Will Leitch, "Loose Balls" by Terr Pluto, "Amazin,'The Story of New York's Most Beloved Baseball Team," "Dream Team," by Lewis Cole (greatest basketball book ever written) "Tales from Q-School" by the self important John Feinstein, anything written by the immortal Roger Angell.

Likes: UC Bearcat football and basketball, Mets, Bengals, Knicks, and the UD Flyers, Great American Ballpark, Pizza from Fratellis, HDTV, the use of the word dillweed, beer. The Cotton Candy guy at Fifth-Third Arena. Pancakes.

Dislikes: Louisville. The Yankees. The Steelers. Tom Glavine. Mike Scioscia. Yadier Molina. Tom Kleinscmidt. Joe Montana. Jarrod West. Any adult infatuated with Disney characters. Successories. Douchebags. Man-hugs. Bluetooth headsets. Smalltalk. Guys who call me "bro." Sports stags. Beer snobs. Anybody with the sticker of the kid peeing on the logo of the brand of car opposite of what they drive. #1 Fan Foam Finger Guy. Ushers over the age of 85. Wedding DJs who think everyone's there to see them. Mall kiosk workers. The guy at Jiffy Lube who tries to sell you all sorts of stuff and makes you come look at the filter when all you want is an oil change. The guy I used to sit in front of at Bengals games who thought he knew every play that either team was going to run. The girl I dated in college. The girl I dated in college's parents. Poker on TV. Skinny beards. Quotations at the end of e-mails. Chain pizzerias. French toast. Haircuts that cost more than 12 bucks.

Hobbies: I need some.

Vices: I need some of them too.

Virtues: The only two that matter.... 1) You get up to take a leak during a game, you wait until there's a normal break in the action. Between batters, during a timeout. Never, EVER, when it's 3rd and goal from the one. 2)If in the course of walking past me, you knock over my beer, you owe me another one, provided it's more and a third of the way full. 3)Bernard King should be in the hall of fame. This is not even up for debate.

Heroes: Charles Oakley. Mookie Wilson. Bernard King. Dominique Wilkins. Jeff Query. Darnell Burton.

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CHARLIE PULEO

Thursday, May 15, 2008, 10:42 PM EST [General]

MAYBE THE SECOND GREATEST WORKOUT VIDEO EVER
After this of course.

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SAVE THE WEBCAM! PLAY GOLF!
Remember earlier this week when we had a web-cam? That was cool, huh? Well, the man took it away. So we're getting our own. Problem is, we need your help. As you know, the only successful method of fundraising in the tri-state are golf outings. So, we're having the "Save the Webcam" golf outing next Friday, May 23rd at a golf course to be named (details are being worked out). The proceeds will go toward the purchase of a new webcam for us. Figure mid afternoon. Be there, or the webcam is history. If you plan on attending, or for more information, e-mail Mark Chalifoux. Hope to see you there so you can help this important cause.

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I'M DELIGHTED TO SAY I HAVE NONE OF THESE
It's the ten items you think make you cool, but don't. If you have others, let me know. I'm going to add "your own radio show" to the list.

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THE BEST THREE HOURS OF RADIO YOU'VE EVER HEARD
Actually no, it'll be my show. Anyway, some stuff we'll get into....
-Guest...Eric Neel of ESPN.com's Page 2. On the Reds, Griffey, Dunn, Chris Paul, David West, and Jim Rome.
-Junior played a pretty good prank on Josh Fogg the other night. Best prank/or thing you've done to mess with a co-worker. Yes, we've said we were going to do this before, but haven't.
-Guest....Josh Sneed. Performing at Go Bananas this weekend, recording a new comedy CD. Admitted to me at the Reds game Wednesday night that he liked Jerrry McGuire. I almost left him there to watch Francisco Cordero blow the save by himself.
-The Indians are coming! Yawn. Interleague play run it's course?

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ANYONE NOT SURPRISED TO HEAR THIS?
Fast Food Workers Spit in Customer Drinks

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UNDERRATED BLOG RESEARCH TOOL OF THE WEEK
The Kenton County Attorney's Newsletter....

When I first saw this, it made me wonder if Eddie Van Halen ran into trouble when he came here in April.

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CHARLIE KERFELD

Thursday, May 15, 2008, 12:36 AM EST [General]

NEWS ANCHORS SINGING!
My boys Tim and George at Kiss107 are commemorating (celebrating?) the conclusion of American Idol season 82 by putting together Cincinnati TV Newsperson Idol Ripoff. Pretty funny stuff from the folks at channels 5, 12, and 19.

The highlight of course is my favorite TV weather person Christie Dutton sticking out her tongue. I actually saw Christie at a Reds game (her seats were exponentially better than mine) and she's tremendous. Enjoy!

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IF YOU CAN'T PLAY IT, TALK ABOUT IT
Career mantras for both me, and UC Football sideline reporter and play by play man extraordinaire Tommy Gelehrter, as we begin "Tommy and Mo's Great Sporting Adventures" on gobearcats.com. Episode one has us working out with the Bearcat baseball team.

Special thanks to coach Brian Cleary and the UC baseball players, who were awesome. By the way, the 'Cats are 33-19, and still hold out hopes for a Big East titles. They play three with West Virginia at Marge Schott stadium this weekend.

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NEW BLOG FEATURE!
Celebrity Birthdays! Dan Patrick is 52 today. Party at this guy's house!

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I WILL TALK. YOU WILL LISTEN. I HOPE.
Here's just a smidge of some of the stuff we'll talk about on Thursday's mid-morning radio program...
-Was Paul Janish's debut the greatest in the history of the Reds? Seriously, how cool was that?
-This team has resembled a Major League outfit the last three days, flyballs and six run ninth innings not withstanding. Turning the corner or fool's gold?
-The webcam seems popular. But it's in danger of going away. Other, far less innovative radio stations are trying to seize it. (No one on Homer by the way) We're gonna throw together a fundraiser to buy our show a webcam.
-I love baseball, but the insistence of abiding by unwritten rules is silly and dumb.
-Went to the Reds game (and yes, stayed) last night. Have you noticed an upgrade in the talent slinging hot dogs and beer? There's actually women. And some of them are actually attractive!
-Holy crap, this woman is f'ing amazing.

-Someone used "opposite day" in casual conversation. Worst comeback ever?
-How old is too old to call "shotgun?" How old is too old to care if you're sitting in the front seat?
-You know what was enjoyable yesterday? Some NBA talk. Would love some more, though I didn't see Boston/Cleveland and saw only parts of LA/Utah.

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HERE'S A WOMAN WHO WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY
Not exactly going out on a limb with that one. Anyway, this woman is retardedly hot. Sorry, I usually hate using that word, but I have no other way to describe her. Just check her gallery from my favorite website.

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IF YOU WEAR THIS, POLICE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT YOU
I'm a big hat guy, thus I'm a big lids.com guy. Also a former Tri-County Mall Lids employee. Anyway, was preusing the site, looking for hats, when I found this...

That's right. Sesame Street hats. For adults. Seriously. Are there actually people consciously making the decision to not only purchase this, but wear it? Sadly, probably yes. More important, are there actually women saying "yes" to guys wearing this? Sadly, probably yes. We have indeed bottomed out as a society when grown men are wearing these around. When I start seeing this show up in rap videos, I'm selling my TV.