IN CASE YOU WEREN'T AWARE
Debbie Gibson is still rather attractive.

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AUDRINA FROM "THE HILLS" WANTS TO GO INTO THE BLUE
I typed something blatantly inappropriate in response, then decided I like getting a check twice a month so I didn't. Read about Audrina. Or just look at the pictures.

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EVEN THOUGH IT'S 2008 AND CALENDARS ARE USELESS
Kim Kardashian decided to make one. Thought you'd like to know.

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DEAR WALT JOCKETTY
Please read this.

"I’ve let it be known to general managers in the big leagues that money is not an issue. I don’t want them thinking it is," he said. "I’m ready to bounce whenever somebody calls. I’ll have my bags packed in 10 minutes."

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BILL O'REILLY SEEMS LIKE A FUN GUY TO WORK WITH
I'm not allowed to post the video. I'm not even allowed to post the direct link to the video. But I can tell you to go to Barstool Sports and find Bill O'Reilly acting like the complete **** we knew he was.

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RADIO SHOW! MONDAY! 9AM! TOPICS!
-If Marvin Lewis allowed the punting unit to go out on the field on thir down, we'd kill him (not literally). We'd go on and on about how ill-prepared and non-focused the Bengals were. And justifyably so. Why then, would we not hammer Dusty Baker and the Reds for batting out of order in the ninth inning? That no one caught that is inexcuseable and an indictment on this teams lack of focus.

-We'll string together a list of things Dusty had his mind on in the ninth inning. You remember how much he like single malt scotch? He's a big hunter! His love of jazz bars! Maybe he was thinking about that new Dave Koz CD.

-Matt Belisle hasn't been here for 16 years, it only feels like it. The light ain't coming on. Why do we keep waiting for it to?

-Wanna know why Ryan Freel can't play everyday? Go look at his baserunning antics down by five runs in the seventh inning.

-FireJoeMorgan.com is one of my favorite sports blogs. Ken Tremendous is one of the creators and joins us live. Ken's real name is Mike Schur, and his real job is as a writer on "The Office." We'll talk Joe Morgan, Dusty Baker, and Jenna Fischer with Ken. The premise of their blog is obviously the fact that Joe Morgan drives them nuts. Which sports media personalities drive you insane?

-Sports blogs. I love them. Many "traditional" journalists hate them. This "Costas Now "HBO special was the talk of the sports blogging community last week (careful, language). In it, Buzz Bissinger, of "Friday Night Lights" fame, goes after Will Leitch of Deadspin.com. You taking a side on this? Got a favorite sports blog you frequent?

-Sending Johnny Cueto to the minors is stupid.

-What was the point of Shaun Alexander coming to town last week?

-OJ Mayo took cash and improper gifts while at North College Hill!!!! No way. This is stunning. This is like finding out that JM J. Bullock was gay. Is there anyone who attended NCH who has an ounce of pride in their alma mater winning those state titles while OJ was there? Doesn't that whole era make you wanna go take a bath?

-Speaking of OJ Mayo....you probably hate the NBA. I don't really understand why. The NBA is deserving of your attention, but ain't gonna get it. But I assume you like college basketball. You probably also support the NBA's age limit. Why? Doesn't OJ Mayo highlight why the age limit is such a silly idea? This dude had no place in college hoops. Don't players like him scum up the game worse than it is? Isn't it more fun to root for a team like Xavier had this year? Or even a guy like Tyler Hansbrough?

-Admit it, if you hear this song one more time, you're gonna actively entertain slicing your ears off.

-Carlos Holmes, I'm disappointed...

Henry is a young man with a caring heart, and that has been his ultimate downfall.

Yeah, tell that to anyone in the crosshairs of the gun he pointed, or to the parents of the 15 year old kid he was boozing it up with (actually, good luck finding them), or to the valet worker at Newport on the Levee.

-If the Cyclones win the Kelly Cup, does the city have to throw them a parade? Isn't this a good opportunity to make sure we're properly prepared for the parade that we'll have for upcoming World Series and Super Bowl championships?