NO IDEA WHO MINKA KELLY IS I KNOW WHO MINKA KELLY IS
THIS MIGHT NOT BE MINKA KELLY
But you'll be seeing more of her here. For now check her out on 205th.
Update - Trent informs she's Layla on "Friday Night Lights," which I kinda dig. I've never felT dumber.
Update #2 - It either is or isn't Minka Kelly.  I've really stopped caring.  Just look at the damn pictures.

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BARACK OBAMA THINKS WE HAVE 57 STATES
Which I'm totally cool with. We should get more. Why did we stop at 50? You mean we couldn't annex Nova Scotia? Or Mexico? We can't make Cuba a state? British Columbia? If you're hellbent on not changing the flag, can't we let some secede from the Union so we can pick up some better ones? Wouldn't you rather straight up trade Oklahoma and say New Hampshire for a couple Northwest Territories? Anyway, I don't like the other guy either, so save the e-mails. In short time, I'll pick apart something stupid he said. That, or I'll make fun of his wife's face.

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#13) AN ABOVE .500 REDS SEASON
Epic Carnival has the top 12 baseball traditions that should be revived. Wanna speed up games, bring back the bullpen car.

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DEAR EVERYONE I KNOW....
My birthday is in October. This is what I want.

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HERE'S HOW WE'RE KILLING THREE HOURS TODAY
-How disgusting would it have been had Junior dropped that second ball last night. I legitimately might have called in sick.
-How disgusting was Adam Dunn's effort on the ball the third base last night?
-On Junior, is he the ultimate symbol of disappointment and frustration in Cincinnati sports? Might not be fair. Might not be his fault. But he is.
-Gonna bring up something that no one else has. It's pretty novel. Anyway, I think Jay Bruce should come up. I know, I know, I'm really thinking out of the box. But at this point, is there anyone left who's against this?
-LeBron James' dunk.
-If you've just turned 21, your female, and enjoying your first ever ballpark beer, please do not sit in the moon deck.
-Heckling. Specifically, getting an athlete to yell something back. Saw Junior do it last night, and it was pretty funny. It was actually in the direction of the girl I just mentioned.
-Miami and UC not playing hoops is not = Ohio State not playing UC at PBS.
-The idea of Shaun Alexander as a Bengals has me thinking of some of these guys. Can we put together a list of players and teams who never should have been?

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JUST WATCH LeBRON JAMES

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JUST WATCH MY STUPID VIDEO