NEWS ANCHORS SINGING!
My boys Tim and George at Kiss107 are commemorating (celebrating?) the conclusion of American Idol season 82 by putting together Cincinnati TV Newsperson Idol Ripoff.   Pretty funny stuff from the folks at channels 5, 12, and 19.

The highlight of course is my favorite TV weather person Christie Dutton sticking out her tongue.  I actually saw Christie at a Reds game (her seats were exponentially better than mine) and she's tremendous.  Enjoy!

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IF YOU CAN'T PLAY IT, TALK ABOUT IT
Career mantras for both me, and UC Football sideline reporter and play by play man extraordinaire Tommy Gelehrter, as we begin "Tommy and Mo's Great Sporting Adventures" on gobearcats.com. Episode one has us working out with the Bearcat baseball team.

Special thanks to coach Brian Cleary and the UC baseball players, who were awesome. By the way, the 'Cats are 33-19, and still hold out hopes for a Big East titles. They play three with West Virginia at Marge Schott stadium this weekend.

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NEW BLOG FEATURE!
Celebrity Birthdays! Dan Patrick is 52 today. Party at this guy's house!

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I WILL TALK. YOU WILL LISTEN. I HOPE.
Here's just a smidge of some of the stuff we'll talk about on Thursday's mid-morning radio program...
-Was Paul Janish's debut the greatest in the history of the Reds? Seriously, how cool was that?
-This team has resembled a Major League outfit the last three days, flyballs and six run ninth innings not withstanding. Turning the corner or fool's gold?
-The webcam seems popular. But it's in danger of going away. Other, far less innovative radio stations are trying to seize it. (No one on Homer by the way) We're gonna throw together a fundraiser to buy our show a webcam.
-I love baseball, but the insistence of abiding by unwritten rules is silly and dumb.
-Went to the Reds game (and yes, stayed) last night. Have you noticed an upgrade in the talent slinging hot dogs and beer? There's actually women. And some of them are actually attractive!
-Holy crap, this woman is f'ing amazing.

-Someone used "opposite day" in casual conversation. Worst comeback ever?
-How old is too old to call "shotgun?" How old is too old to care if you're sitting in the front seat?
-You know what was enjoyable yesterday? Some NBA talk. Would love some more, though I didn't see Boston/Cleveland and saw only parts of LA/Utah.

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HERE'S A WOMAN WHO WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY
Not exactly going out on a limb with that one. Anyway, this woman is retardedly hot. Sorry, I usually hate using that word, but I have no other way to describe her. Just check her gallery from my favorite website.

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IF YOU WEAR THIS, POLICE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT YOU
I'm a big hat guy, thus I'm a big lids.com guy. Also a former Tri-County Mall Lids employee. Anyway, was preusing the site, looking for hats, when I found this...

That's right. Sesame Street hats. For adults. Seriously. Are there actually people consciously making the decision to not only purchase this, but wear it? Sadly, probably yes. More important, are there actually women saying "yes" to guys wearing this? Sadly, probably yes. We have indeed bottomed out as a society when grown men are wearing these around. When I start seeing this show up in rap videos, I'm selling my TV.