THIS IS JUST TREMENDOUS
From Lookatmeshirts.com

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SLOW DAY. SUMMER IS NEVER GONNA GET HERE. READ THIS.

Brilliant idea to stay up until 1:30 watching the Reds. Here's some stuff on my mind, at least stuff on my mind I'm allowed to put on my blog....

-Why do the employees at SportClips dress like health teachers?

-Has anyone ever gone "cougar hunting" at the Crossbow?

-Right now, I'm watching the Cast of "Indiana Jones" on "TRL." Harrison Ford looks about as comfortable on that set as Marvin Lewis at a clock management seminar.

-Before "TRL," I actually sat through most of a two hour ESPN show on the NBA Draft Lottery. Making me perhaps the most pathetic man ever. Two hours for not even a non-game, but a non-draft!

-Some have asked. If the Knicks win, which they won't, Derrick Rose.

-I already miss Chris Paul.

-Did you realize that the area code is younger than John McCain? Check out other stuff that's older than John McCain here.

-If you're not a college professor, you should not use the word "existential" in a sentence.

-MTV is currently airing a reality show about a high school newspaper. A ****ing newspaper. I say this as someone who actually wrote three articles for the Scott High School newspaper, but hasn't MTV bottomed out when its run out of cool kids to follow? Is the band next? FFA? Why not a reality show about detention? In-house? Saturday school? Shop class? Aren't any of those far more interesting than a damn school paper?

-I haven't watched a ton of "SNL" this year, but I caught Saturday's which was pretty damn good, if only for this. Anyway, I like this new cast member.

-I just did a google image search for myself, and this was the fourth result.

-On the blog over the next couple of weeks, The Top 153 (novel idea, I pick 153 hot women and put pictures of them together, video highlights of the All You Can Eat Section, Gas saving tips, and The Skinny Beard Project. I could actually be working on all those right now, but I don't feel like it.

-There's a guy I know in the radio business who's always talking about being linear. I have no idea what that means. But everytime I hear him use that word, I think of this.

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WE CAN'T HAVE A PARADE FOR THE CYLCONES
But in San Francisco, they can have this. Sad.

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THIS GUY WAS OFFERED TWO CHOICES
A) Be a Bengals fan for life.
B) This.

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TROUBLE FOR PETE ROSE
He's apparently facing drug charges.

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RANDOM THOUGHT
Everyone's all excited about the fact that Charles Barkley isn't gonna gamble anymore. Wouldn't it be more exciting if he announced that he's gonna stop talking?

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YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED MORE OF?
People looking over my shoulder while I work on this blog..

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EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT COUGARS
But were afraid to ask.

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IF THE WHOLE RADIO THING DOESN'T WORK OUT
I have found the job I want. You'll understand if you check out this gallery of Audrina from "The Hills."