Mo

    JOHN TUDOR

    Thursday, June 19, 2008, 10:30 AM EST [General]

    HOTTER VETERAN ON THE BEACH...PICK ONE

    Marla Maples.  Age 44.  Famous for being a stewardess in Executive Decision (where Steven Seagal was killed in the first ten minutes) and for having sex with Donald Trump.

    Katie Couric.  51.  Famous for being on The Today Show, having a colonoscopy on TV, and murdering Dan Rather.

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    PREDICTABLE, BUT APPROPRIATE
    An Open Letter to the City of Boston.

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    I'M NO ADAM DUNN APOLOGIST
    And I'm cool with him not being here next year, but I'm not exactly turning to a guy who has put together teams with a combined record of 516-528 for the definitive word on Adam Dunn.

    Adam Dunn appears indifferent at times, offends me with his lack of hustle at times, doesn't throw his batting helmet, and perhaps he'd rather be fishing at times (more players than you realize feel the same way), but is it really possible for a guy who “doesn’t really like baseball that much" to consistently hit 40 homers and play in 160 games?

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    EITHER A REASON TO GO OR NOT TO GO TO APPLEBEE'S
    Perusing Craigslist often reveals gems like this.

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    Hey, C.Trent.

    With his eye for balls and strikes Adam Dunn should be hitting 45 HR's with 135 RBI and a 300 avg....plus, did you ever take a peak at his stats and his physical makeup in the minors? He was about 35 pounds lighter and was stealing 20+ bases. That was what made everyone drool about him. yes, it was the minors, but since then he's become Rob Deer II.

    Imagine if someone actually got him to work out in the offseason and tightened up that frame to go with the strength...it would be scary.

    Right now, hitting 40 Hr and playing 160 games is cool, but it's easier to play 160 games when you're giving 75%, which his body shape and body language exemplify.

    Just my two cents.

    Rawly Eastwick is th...
    June 19, 2008
    12:21 PM EST

    Sorry...I called you C. Trent...MO!

    Rawly Eastwick is th...
    June 19, 2008
    12:22 PM EST