SOME SOCCER PLAYER GOES HOME TO THIS.
Imagine if he played baseball. Or football. Hoops. Hell, poker. Either way, well played Lazio’s Swiss right-back Valon Behrami.

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STUNNING: THIS WOMAN IS AN IDIOT
Lots of talk this week about this woman:

She was the naked woman who everyone got a good look at during a recent Blue Jays game. She, believe it or not, is not that bright....

An anonymous topless woman featured in yesterday's paper said she thought she was shielded from view by tinted glass at last Saturday's Blue Jays game at the Rogers Centre.

The woman was clearly visible through a hotel window that oversees the field and Toronto Sun photographer Dave Abel captured her shapely image.

"The (stag hosts) told me that no one could see through it," said the former SUNshine girl.

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THIS GUY REALLY LIKES THE INDIANS
He's despondent about the direction of his favorite team and he expresses himself in song. Makes me wonder what he'd do if something really traumatic happened, like a girlfriend leaving. Oh wait, there I go making wild assumptions again, like assuming this guy has a girlfriend. Or had one. Or has ever even touched a woman. Go Tribe!

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STACY KEIBLER: CLASSY GAL
Before Stacy Keibler became well-known for uh, being hot I guess, and for making really bad shoe commercials with Chad Johnson, she performed for frat boys on spring break, which I'm totally ok with.

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WELCOME TO CINCINNATI, DAVID WRIGHT
Hope you enjoy your four day stay, and hope we see Molly Beers at GABP this weekend.

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UNFORGIVEABLE.
You don't wear a UK hat with a Tennessee shirt. It's just wrong. Oh, and you don't act like this with a video camera around either.

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MAN, THAT WAS SOME STORM ON SATURDAY NIGHT

(Thanks to Tasty Booze)

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ME. YOU. BEER. JESUS. ALL WEEKEND LONG (EXCEPT SUNDAY)
Two stops this weekend on the church festival tour. Tomorrow night, we're headed to North Bend for the St. Joseph's Summer Festival. Saturday night before the Reds game, it's a brief stop at the Divine Mercy Parish festival in Bellevue. Go to one of them. Or both. They'll have beer. Buy a shirt. Be seen in it, win a funnel cake.