I'D ACTUALLY ALMOST PREFER THIS WOMAN RUN THE COUNTRY
700WLW's Scott Sloan has information, and more important, picture goodness, on the new adult film starring "Sarah Palin."

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THIS IS WHY MICHAEL JORDAN IS COOL AS HELL
I don't have a plane like this.  You don't have a plane like this.  MJ does.

(Thanks to listener Rob)

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MOST DELUSIONAL PERSON EVER
Some guy on Craigslist is listing his tickets for Bengals v.  Chiefs on December 28th.  Asking price:  $100.

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MEET SOME STRIPPERS FROM BAYONE JETS CHEERLEADERS.
(This was supposed to appear last week, but my lack of excitement for Sunday's Bengals game precluded me from posting our weekly look at the opposition's cheerleaders.  If you really, really cared, you'd have looked 'em up anyway)

The Jets don't have cheerleaders.  They have a "Flight Crew."  I suppose there's a difference.  Anway, they're kind of a disappointing bunch.  My favorite is Jennifer, who's work you can find here.

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IS THIS THE HOTTEST CHEERLEADER IN THE NFL?

I have no idea.  I haven't see them all.  Lindays is a Ben-Gals cheerleaders and she's up against some chick from Seattle in on205th's Hottest Cheerleader in the NFL contest and she needs your votes.  At least something connected to professional football in Cincinnati can win something, right?

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TUESDAY TOPICS

-First, let's celebrate 40 years of USC Song Girls.

-I'm listening to the Cut-man revisit the vote to publicly finance the two stadiums.  Most, and a huge part of me agrees, say yes, they'd still vote for it.  I love having an NFL team.  I like Great American Ballpark.  But what has that vote gotten us?  Fifteen years combined between the two stadiums, the shine is coming off both, hell the Bengals have spent nearly a third of the time at PBS that they spent at Riverfront, and one winning season.  Many who paid for the stadiums can't afford to get in either of them.  How many families go to Bengals games.  Riverfront development is nonexistent.  Downtown is till abysmal.  And it's cost us billions.  I guess I'd still vote for it, a bad team is better than no team, there is a positive economic impact when the teams play at home, but I can't help but feel that we've been betrayed.  We were told for nearly a decade that those stadiums had to be built for the teams to stay economicalyl viable and thus competitive on the field.  Fifteen years.  One measly playoff game.  We paid up.  When do we get our payoff?

-Today, for a segment or two, the show becomes a topic.  I get a ton of emails every day telling me not to talk Bengals.  I kinda compare that to a guy at Kiss 107 being told not to play certain songs.  Those songs are popular.  They have mass appeal.  There might be a niche band you like but it doesn't appeal to the masses.  Thus, you hear Pink and Rihanna on Kiss.  They appeal to the majority of their audience.  Still, I wanna know...how much focus should the Bengals get?  What should the tone be?  It's amazing, based on the emails, we're to the point where talk show hosts are getting blamed.  What's to be expected from a forum like this?

-Vince McMahon wants pro wrestling to look more real.  Pro wrestling still exists?

-Jon Kitna might be available.  If so, and he's healthy, sign him.

-The Pete Rose story from yesterday.  What's the worst encounter you've ever had with a famous person?

-Popular Mechanics has the list of the 100 skills every man should know.  I could probably do 30 of these.

-Enjoy some Cheryl Tweedy.