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VS RHP                                                                     Starting Rotation

1.Keppinger SS                                                           1. Harang

2.Patteson CF                                                             2. Cueto

3.JR/Bruce RF*                                                            3. Arroyo

4.Phillips 2B                                                                4. Volquez

5.Dunn/Bruce LF*                                                         5. Bailey

6.Encarnacion 3B

7.Votto 1B

8.Piazza C* (Split Time With Bako)

9.Pitcher

VS LHP                                                                                                  Bullpen

1.Keppinger SS                                                              CL Cordero

2.Patterson CF                                                               SU Burton

3.JR/Bruce RF*                                                               Affeldt

4.Phillips 2B                                                                   Bray

5.Dunn/Bruce LF*                                                            Fogg

6.Ecarnacion 3B                                                               Lincoln

7.Votto 1B                                                                      Merker

8.Piazza C*

9.Pitcher

Bench

1.Valentin

2.Castro

3.Freel

4.Hopper

5.Bako

* Denotes that everything I said below happens. Remember this is what I want to happen and what I believe should happen.

Ok, only 2 weeks into the season and I am already wanting to implode the reds team. First of all if it is true that the reds are interested in Piazza... then SIGN HIM IMMEDIATELY. At GABP he will hit 270 with 25 hr easy. We do not have one catcher that can do that right now. Second, Coffey sucks and always have so send him down to AAA or get rid of him. Third Weathers is 38 and going down hill every outing he has send him down or get rid of him. Fourth, bring up both Bray and Bailey and send Fogg to the bullpen. Fifth Bring up Bruce and package either JR and Hatteberg or Dunn and Hatteberg and trade them somwhere else for some sunflower seeds and a bullpen arm. So that leaves Votto and Piazza platooning at 1st and then Piazza can also catch a little. Do not worry about bringing Ross up he is sucking it up in AAA anyway. Maybe if Bruce comes up he will get the hitting going and Piazza can give us a little right handed power the we need ever so much.

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