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    Gender: Male
    Location: Dub Town
    Relationship: Committed Relationship
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Don't Know
    Body Type: Slim / Slender
    Religion: Other
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    About Me: I don't like guys named Skip.
    Music: Deftones
    Movies: Predator, Die Hard, Gladiator, No Country For Old Men
    TV: 24, Sopranos, Entourage, South Park
    Books: George Carlin Napalm and Silly Putty, Brain Droppings
    Likes: Money and maybe some more money?
    Dislikes: Guys named Skip, anyone who likes Jimmy Fallon. People who think Dane Cook is funny.
    Hobbies: Spitting on the Fever Pitch DVD, and I like to sleep
    Vices: I think Mary Ann from Giligans Island and I would get along if you know what I am saying you ole set.
    Heroes: Ben Richards the butcher of Bakersfield

    Line in the Sand

    Sunday, October 19, 2008, 11:56 PM EST [General]

    You know enough already with the Mike Brown ****.  It will not accomplish anything.  Mike Brown is not on the field running routes and missing tackles. 

    I am no longer on Marvin Lewis' side.  Today was the straw that broke the camels back for me.  Strike one came in 05' for not retaliating for the hit on Palmer.  Strike two came when Marvin thought it would be a good idea to drop Chris Henry. (I don't care what you think he can play and if you don't like him get over it loser I would rather have him fail in Cincy than succeed somewhere else)  Strike three came today when Rivers took that Warren Sapp chicken **** hit from Hines Ward, and once again no retaliation.  I just find it pathetic that this team doesn't UNIFY as one.  If these guys were together as a unit therer is no way in hell that Hines Wards hit would have gone without an answer back shot.  I did see a play where Marvin White had a clear pick, but instead he was in the ZONE ready to annihilate Ward if he caught the ball too bad he just didnt go ahead and unload on him.  Marvin I have been with you for the ride, but no more.  I just want you out of here.  Step down or whatever you need to do.  You have no fight in you.  You just sit back and take that.  You are never supposed to kick a sleeping dog, but Ward was able to do it on our home turf and still walk out of the stadium.  Marv once again take your pathetic excuse for a presser, your corn ball laughs, and that tin man heart and pack your bags.  I am convinced you are a loser Marv, or youre just an 8-8 coach at best.  Good luck with the Lions, Rams, or whatever team you go to next where you will fail as well.  Thanks for the 05' season man, but you left you dignity on the field after the Palmer hit.  Big Ben shouldn't have finished that game, and Ward shouldn't have finished todays game.

    My next order of business is to praise Chad Johnson.  I will not refer to #85 as his cartoon alias.  Chad I saw what I want to see from you today, a team oriented player.  I like you Chad thats what is really sad, and I know he isn't losing any sleep over me liking or disliking him, but seriously Chad I give you props on your first Steeler score since 04'.  Chad was the first one on the field when Simpson went down, and I really do believe the guy does care.  Get your priorities in line Chad Cincy loves you man. 7/11 forever

    BUCKEYE FAN YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOP READING HERE....I KNOW YOU WON'T BUT I WARNED YOU.

    My last gripe is every home game come the 4th quarter we all are subjected to Hang on Sloopy.  I don't give a rats **** about script OH IO.  You can take that **** and shove it.  You Suckeye fans are a bunch of over sensitive jack*****.  I got one of you morons kicked for voicing my opinion on Sloopy, Snoopy or whatever the **** you want to call it.  Listen I have been to the Horsecrapper.  I enjoyed watching ILL beat the **** out of OSU last year it was almost as enjoyable as the beatdown that LSU handed those Drunkeyes.  On the way into the Horse******* they fly a Browns flag right under their Suckeye flag.   The Sucks have showed their alliegance and that is to Cleveland.  Cincinnati has NO love for the Suckeyes.  Keep that *****y song up North where it belongs is what I am saying.  I hate you Buckeye fan.  You are mostly Steeler and Browns fans anyway and I hate them too.  I hope Joe Pa takes a big ole **** in the middle of the field next week are dots the I the way it should be.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD or THE SUN PLEASE QUIT PLAYING THAT BROWN NOTE OVER THE PBS LOUD SPEAKERS.

    -All I can say about this season is that I want to see the D on the field for as long as it takes to make them a unit, and even though Hines took out Rivers I think it might unify and make this unit a little nastier.  The D is not playing bad.  The other thing I want to see besides the D is Cedric Benson.  Give him the ball every play.  Fourth and fifteen?  Give it to Benson.  I want to know if this guy has anything left, and if he does lets go with him as the feature back and sign him long term.  Ink Henry long term while you are at it.  I know what Watson has and its not much, I know what Perry doesn't have and thats the ball in his hands half the time.  Give me more Benson.  I got a fever and the only perscription is more Cedric. 

    Get the phone lines cleared because I may bring this fight to the air. 

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    Levi, Ghisuck, and Marvin

    Sunday, September 21, 2008, 08:23 PM EST [General]

    I am a huge Marvin Lewis supporter, but for the love of god the clock management thing should have cost him his job like two years ago.  I swear Marv I keep seeing the same old tired b.s. from your clock management.  The offense finally looked good, but you know what Ocho Stinko still can't get open.  Like I said Sucko change your name to 7/11 because you sure as hell are not open. 

    Levi wanted a trade....fine trade his fat ****.  How many times do we have to see this guy get burnt?  Carson should beat the holy crap out of him, because I would guess 90% of those sacks were on Levi, however I did see a few up the middle thanks to Ghisuck.  Not to mention Ghisuck snapping the ball on the ground.  You know all I want to see is some good line play not a bunch of morons out there looking stupid, and pretty much that is what Levi Fat and Eric Ghisuck do they just look like morons and make the other teams D guys opposing them look like pro bowlers. 

    The offense today got me pretty pumped up and this ship has yet to sail.  I am not jumping off yet, and I never will.  Cleveland blows, Pittsburgh protects Ben much like Cincy protects Carson, and the Ravens look like the team to beat in the division.  This thing is FAR from over folks.  I am not worried, but Chad can you seriously get your head on right?  Get Chris Henry back on the field.  Anyone that opposes Chris Henry can bite me.  WAAAAAAAAAAH guy got arrested a couple of times, well there are a lot of felons out there doing a lot more harmful CRAP than buying beer for some skanks that probably lied about their age, or having a suspended license.  Listen I would rather have Henry than Chad.  I don't here Chris changing his name to Uno Cinco or something retarded like that.  Chad walks the line so far off the field but on the field this year he has sucked much like Ghisuck, and Levi Fat.  Marvin you mess the clock management thing up one more time and I swear I am gonna call for your head on every radio forum I can get.  Grow a pair Marvin fire the Brat and hire the Q.  I would at least call a few pitch plays for ya.   Everyone and their brother knew you were running the play action up top to Ocho Stinko at the start of the game.  Chad Ocho Stink has NO heart and you can take that downtown and f'n print it.  Get him out of town with Ghisuck, and Levi Fat right behind them.  And Marvin youre next on my list if you keep up that b.s. game management.

    That is all.  And I am back with a vengeance.  WHO DEY this thing isnt over yet.

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    Comedy

    Monday, June 23, 2008, 10:49 PM EST [General]

    In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.     -George Carlin

    He has certainly made an impact on my life, and the man was a comedic genius.  You know people say there will never be another Jordan, well there will never be another Carlin.  People seriously don't know what they have until its gone.  G. C. will be terribly missed.  I thought he was looking rather ill when I watched his most recent HBO special It's Bad for Ya.  I didn't think it was anything that would take him so soon.  This man is the BEST ever, and you can take all the Dane Cooks, Jimmy Fallons, Larry the NotFunny Guy, Bill Engvalls, Foxworthys and put them all in a room and you still wouldnt get half of a Carlin. 

    I seriously have no idea what the comedy world will do without George.  The world is a LOT less funnier.  R.I.P. G.C.  I have so much that I could say because the man meant so much not only to me but society. 

    I pray that Chapelle comes back in some form.  I know the idiots of society that cannot handle that type of comedy made him quit, but please Dave for the love of Go...for the love of the Sun comeback.  (Much like G.C. I pray to the Sun as well.  Atleast I can see my God.)  Ha ha ha!  Nice job 1530 crew on covering Carlin today in a classy way.  You guys seriously get it and thats why I listen everyday.   

    One last note - Chris Rock is coming to U.S. Bank.   See you there with my O.J. prize

                                              

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    Zohan review, Carson, NBA Finals,600, and more...

    Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 11:29 PM EST [General]

    What is up!  Lets get to it.  I recently checked out the Sandmans new flick "You Don't Mess With the Zohan."  I was a bit skeptical, because of the recent turds Sandler put out, i.e. Mr. Deeds, Click, 50 First Dates, the animated stinker.  You get the point dude has been struggling with putting out good movies.  Well I would recommend this as a date movie, or one to take the wife to.  Bunch of cameos, of SNL guys.  Farleys bro of course.  I don't know I expected more from the movie, but I am a harsh critic.  Dave Matthews steals this movie and I really dislike Daves boring **** music, but Dave as a bigot was pretty funny.   The movie also gets political kinda towards the end, and thats not what I want in my comedies, still I give Zohan *** out of 5.

    Bengals note.  If you have not gone onto begals.com and checked out Hobson's interview with Palmer I recommend giving it a read.  I'm sure Lance or Mo probably hit on it but if you have not done so here is a snippet from that:

    GH: Do you think you guys can survive whatever the circus brings Thursday if Chad does or doesn't come?
    CP:
    You know what? I have no idea what's going to happen. What he's not going to do is come in and break apart what we have going right now. That sure as hell is not going to happen. I don't know how big of a circus, how little of a circus. I like where we're at. Hopefully he comes in and fits in with what we've created here.

    What is up with the Lake Show?  I really hate Boston sports in general, but man its hard to cheer against K.G. and Pierce.  If the Lakers don't get all 3 at home this one is in the bag.  And Boston is the city of Champions.  Get used to it, and until you bring home some hardware you earn the right to talk the smack.  Not because you are from Cleeeeeeeveland.  BOHICA buddy.

    Congrats to Griffey.  Cincy has been cold to Jr. and he deserves better.  Jr. is the greatest player that baseball has seen since....fill in the blank.  Anyhow the MLB and the Reds have dropped the ball on marketing this guy.  You can blame the injuries or you can blame Grump, but there is really no excuse why this guy should not have been the face of baseball.  Nice job MLB on marketing guys like McGwire, Sosa, Palmerio, Clemens, etc etc.  MLB can look at the empty seats at stadiums and see my point every night.  They dropped the ball.  Congrats on 600 Griff hopefully you can hang around the Natti for 700.

    The last thing I want to mention is for gamers.  Get on youtube or wherever you can find the trailer for Resident Evil 5.  It will be released on all platforms and it looks unbelievable.  RE 4 was the best game I had played up until I bought BIOSHOCK.  Both are 5 ***** titles.  If you have a 360 go out and get BIOSHOCK you can thank me later.  But seriously check out the trailer for Resident Evil 5 and tell me that doesnt look amazing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVx31cleajE

    Aight Im out.  Ocho Stinko never 7/11 forever.

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