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    Gender: Male
    Location: Downtown Cincinnati
    Quote: "Moose - Canada's Deer"
    Relationship: Committed Relationship
    Orientation: Straight
    Children: Maybe Someday
    Body Type: Average
    Religion: Catholic
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    About Me: Why hello. My name is Puckboy. I'm originally from Ontario, Canada. I traversed to Cincinnati about 15 years ago in the back of a 85' dodge pickup transporting Molson illegally. I call Mo's show from time to time to talk hockey in Cincinnati, which as you know, most people don't care about. I'm trying to change the Tri-state one puck-head at a time.
    Music: Gordon Lightfoot. That's it. ALL THE TIME.
    Movies: Strange Brew. Miracle. The Horse Whisperer. Don Cherry's Rock Em' Sock Em' 6-18.
    TV: NHL Network. NHL Centre Ice package. The Labatt Blue Comedy Hour.
    Books: Anything by Stephen Hawking. Thought they'd be about Hockey, Eh? I actually just stole Hawking book jackets and covered up my collection of Cyclone media guides... so I look smarter to people, ya know.
    Likes: Hockey. Beer. Cinci sports. Knitting with hockey gloves on.
    Dislikes: FRENCH - Canadians. Quebec can suck it.
    Hobbies: Take a guess
    Heroes: Wayne. Mario. The guy who invented to Toque.

    The cup, the Clones and Taunting

    Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 10:34 AM EST [General]

    Hey. It's been about 7 months, figure i'd update this stuff.

    Uh. The Red Wings will win the Stanley Cup. They will beat the Pittsburgh Penquins. The hockey fans of the world will ponder forgetting about Sid the Kid and adopting Henrik Zetterburg and Pavel Datsyuk as the next saviors of hockey.

    The Cyclones. Holy crap, they are good. Going to win that Kelly Cup I tell ya. Was on Mo's show yesterday talking about making sure there is a Kelly Cup Parade in Cincinnati. Im all in for that one. Now if I can only figure out how to get a Clones Jersey on a Moose.

    Taunting.

    Mo is looking for stories about yelling at proffesional athletes. The best example i can think of involves NHL throwdown legend Tie Domi, a water bottle, and a pudgy PO'd Philly fan. Watch below.

     

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    Naked Ladies ... or Pat LaFontaine, hockey god.

    Thursday, May 1, 2008, 04:33 PM EST [General]

    Hello. Once again the PB blog has gone horrible un-updated for a bit. Alas, this time the wait was worth it. I bring you... AN INTERVIEW WITH PAT LAFONTAINE! Who is Pat LaFontaine? Only one of the greatest NHL players of all time and arguably THE greatest AMERICAN NHLer of all time.

    Pat LA LA LA LA LA Fontaine was nice enough to talk with the Puckboy about many things including;

    - Ranger fans almost tipping over his ambulance as it left MSG

    - His picks (albeit bad ) for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. NOTE - Since Ive been busy with the Moose Meat farming, this interview is dated by about a week. So the playoff predictions are a little behind. Again, Pat is awesome, but he's kind of wrong... and I am right. Yes, I picked better than an NHL HOFer. Thank you.

    - Pat's Companions in Courage foundation. He helps to put entertainment centers in Kids hospitals. Its a GREAT cause built by a GREAT guy/hockey player. Click around there, you'll help some sick kids forget about their problems for a little bit. WWW.CIC16.ORG

    Anyway, enjoy the interview below. I put a few pics in it too. Also, watch the youtube video below of the top 10 Pat LA LA LA LA LA LA FONTAINE! Goals of all time.

    Good day - PB

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ONE MORE THING!

    My Lot D buddy Rashied kindly asked for a quick recap of the NHL playoffs so far. First off Rashied thanks for being nice enough to read my blog. Second, thanks for actually acknowledging that my NHL expertise is pretty good. Actually let me take this time to point out that NHL legend Pat LaFontaine said the AVS and Rangers would meet in the Stanley Cup and I told him he was wrong.... Rashied, read on my friend.

    5-1-08

    Quick recap so far


    - My beloved Red Wings will finish off the sweep of the crippled Avalanche tonight. That is if the Avs have enough dudes on the bench to actually skate a full line. Those wussies are more hurting than that chick Dennis Rodman was wailing on.

    - The Dallas Stars are up 3-1 on the San Jose Sharks. Hate to say this, but the Sharks could win the cup, next year. Unfortunately they are going through the "grit building process" of playoff whuppings. Last year the Wings did it to them, now the Stars. Dallas is a little scary. Not much, just a little.

    - The Montreal Canadiens could've beaten the Flyers, who are up in the series 3-1. Put they pulled goalie stud of the future Carey Price a few games ago. That destroyed his stressed out mind. Earlier this year, the dude was told he was the future of the Canadien hockey club. Did you see that Montreal fans after making it out of the first round? Thats intensity. Now imagine playing net in front of those fired up frenchies? Yeah, id need a vacation too. Plus he's like 14 year old. They'll lose, he'll grow a pair and take over the league over the next 3 years. Philly will win and then lose to...

    - The Penguins. I hate to say this. We all know that Pittsburgh is a s****y city. I do not want them anywhere near a championship. Mario Lemieux is NOT from there and he is a god, even though he's French Canadian. I kind of feel sick now that im going back and looking at what I wrote. The Penguins could win 12 Stanley Cups in a row. They also could crumble under the mighty, crushing force of the Western Conference. We won't know until the Stanley Cup finals, which they'll be in. Honestly I forgot who they're playing right now... oh, the Rangers. Sean Avery's spleen exploded or something. That tells you how bad it is for them right now. Actually, if I ever stepped on the ice with Sid the Kid, Evgeni Malkin and the rest of the Pens, most of my internal organs would probably liquify. That or a puck would probably be blasted through my pasty Canadian mid-section.

     

     

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