The troubled life of Chris Henry continues.  Now accused of assault and attacking a Japanese automobile with a beer bottle, Chris Henry finds himself once again in a prison uniform.  Because of that, he won't be wearing a Bengals uniform.  The following mock interview with Chris Henry was conducted in the Hamilton County Justice Center before his court appearance.

SS:       Why do you keep getting arrested?

CH:      Don't ask me.  Ask the police.  They're the ones that keep busting me.

SS:       Do you think the police are intentionally targeting you?

CH:      Hell yes.  Why else would I be in jail so much? 

SS:       Maybe because you keep breaking the law.

CH:      What law?

SS:       Punching someone is illegal.

CH:      Then how's come the cops don't bust in and arrest those UFC fighters during a match?  I watch that stuff, man.  You should see ‘em beat each other.

SS:       That's different...

CH:      ... It's only different because my name is Chris Henry. 

SS:       So tell me, who is Chris Henry?

CH:      I am.

SS:       I mean tell me about yourself.

CH:      Oh.  Well, I'm a football player.  I'm good lookin', all the ladies want me, and I'm very smart.

SS:       On a scale of 1 to 10, how smart?

CH:      I'm definitely a 1.

SS:       But 1 is the lowest and 10 is the best.

CH:      That's bulls---, man.  Since when is being number 10 better than being number 1?  Do you think you can fool me?  I'm Chris Henry, man.