OK.  Now I've heard everything.  I think I'll call off next week because I was hurt by a pillow.   From yahoo sports:

"...we had never heard of a pillow-lifting injury in baseball - that is, until Detroit Tigers' everyman Brandon Inge reported  an overstuffed owie on Wednesday, earning a feather-paved (and probably overdue) path to the injury list."

Check out the LINK:    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Brandon-Inge-angles-for-a-lucrative-pillow-endor?urn=mlb,90675