I noticed a few things this weekend with the Bengals draft.  #1 did it seem like they were about 1 step behind with their draft picks...Like with #1 pick. You know they wanted Sedric Ellis and they had no balls and couldnt get down to get him so they weent with Keith Rivers. #2 They really jumped the shark on the second pic, Jerome Simpson...noone wanted this guy. At least not that early...there were still needs on defense that could have happened...5 offense 5 defense...apparently the corner position is locked down? maybe another defensive end at that time...godfrey from iowa...anyone...but we needed a d2 reciever...yeah(hands as big as Shaq, Shaq cant catch and he plays basketball...plz dont compare them.) You know thats what MArvin said to get him...when all the others were like how about we go defense cause we seem to need it and this draft is stock full of 2 rate recievers. #3 We could have had MArio Manningham, NOPE...Arrington Maybe,NOPE Sweed , NOPE ...we got andre' Caldwell. What ever happened to needing a runningback.  Mike Hart sat there and sat there for us to take. Just slipped through our fingers. Cause we were ONE STEP BEHIND EVERYONE!!!!! At least we got character guys? or at least we think.

There is two ways to see these home town teams win...Well you can bust out some old tapes of the 90' world series 76' and other years with Rose, Bench, and Morgan. For the Bengals you need to go back to the Iky Woods and Boomer and even futher Collinsworth and Anderson.

I have found another way that makes me far more happy then watching our favorite team play on the big screen...and quite possibly listening to Marty rant and rave to The Clownboy on 700.

I have purchased Madden since 92 and the 2 that were made before then.  And the MLB game "the show" for 3 years now. And The "Triple play" series since 97 so lets just say the Bengals havent missed the playoffs for about 15 years and the Reds are going to surpass the Braves for most postseason appearances  after  i whip out the jack on next years addition of The Show.  But im only worried about this years team....Adam Dunn GONE traded  for who else.Josh Hamilton. Hammy cant play to many games i a row so thats when i bring in Norris or Freel. Edwina, GONE...Keppinger seems to play a perfectly good 3rd baseman... Bats second and normally gets on.  Most of the Bullpen is gone...Griffey goes to the Indians For Rafeal Perez..good left-handed junk pitcher.  And I seem to always look for a new catcher...Valintin is a awesome pinch hitter but has a rag for an arm...Sorry Bako you just dont have what it takes..and your old..Ross's batting average is to low...So Arroyo back to the American league were you belong for Joe Mauer...i always need to package like one of the catcher to go with including jerry gil or some AAA player that i dont figure on bringing up anyway.

World Series here i come.

You wouldnt beleive all i get is like a linebacker and a really fast #3 reciever and thats about it.

Super Bowl is mine...

I might just put the games of me playing on U-tube and everyone and Cincy can be happy like me.

10- When she goes to take a shower turn on all the hot water in the house.

9- Always leave a empty glass of milk on the coffee table(so it has that old milk stain.

8- Finish the box of cereal and put it back.

7- Walk across the freshly swiffered floor.

6- When at a store pull he in the directions of the things you like. Kinda like when you have to be pulled into the clothing area and the shoe area.

5- Change the channel when Gilmore Girls is on.

4- Eat her leftovers.

3- Tell her your to busy to take the trash out when you are playing video games...Its the bottom of the ninth down by one kepps on and dunns at the dish....he'll strike out anyway.

2- Get stupid drunk at her supposed friends party.

NUMBER 1 - Ask for SEX...apparently she will let you know when she wants it...but for some reason it seems like that might take awhile so you ask....Dont