10- When she goes to take a shower turn on all the hot water in the house.

9- Always leave a empty glass of milk on the coffee table(so it has that old milk stain.

8- Finish the box of cereal and put it back.

7- Walk across the freshly swiffered floor.

6- When at a store pull he in the directions of the things you like. Kinda like when you have to be pulled into the clothing area and the shoe area.

5- Change the channel when Gilmore Girls is on.

4- Eat her leftovers.

3- Tell her your to busy to take the trash out when you are playing video games...Its the bottom of the ninth down by one kepps on and dunns at the dish....he'll strike out anyway.

2- Get stupid drunk at her supposed friends party.

NUMBER 1 - Ask for SEX...apparently she will let you know when she wants it...but for some reason it seems like that might take awhile so you ask....Dont