Happy Thanksgiving Homer fans! I hope you have a wonderful holiday with family and friends!

Here's a list of some things you may not want to say while at the family gathering today... For those with a sick mind like Mo...

1. "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4. "Talk about a huge breast!"
5. "It's Cool Whip time!"
6. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8. "Are you going to come again next time?"
9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
10. "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
11. "Don't play with your meat."
12. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
13. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
14. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
15. "You still have a little bit on your chin."
16. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
17. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
18. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
19. "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
20. "How many are coming?"
21. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
22. "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
23. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Joey is the Reds MVP!

Enquirer/Jeff Swinger

UC beat Pitt last night! Go Cats! Did you go to the game? I wish I could have been there...

 So as you know, I usually talk with Mo and on my blog about hard hitting sports facts. I'm sorry, but I have to deviate, and just for a minute, and become a complete girl.

In case you've been living under a rock for the past couple weeks, you know that the movie Twilight was just released in theaters this past Friday. Like millions of teenage girls, I've read the book on which it's based and am now on the third in the series. I saw the movie today. I can't say it did the book justice, but I'm not going to complain about the guy who played the main character.

Holy Crap.

Guys - This is the best advice you'll ever receive about girls. Read Twilight. Take notes from Edward the vampire. Other than being a blood sucking corpse, he's the perfect man.

Bravo Robert Pattinson. You are my new favorite actor.

The game's on and it's 7 - 7. I'm watching it on TV right now and the game so far is great, but I really don't see why Mo is so obsessed with Erin Andrews. When I searched for a picture of her, this was the most popular, so here you go.

I'm going to hear it about that comment... Anyway...

Feel like giving a meaningful Christmas gift this year? Consider getting something for the Animal Friends Humane Society off their wish list! Check out what they need here.

Ever get so mad at someone that you just wanted to toss your sandwich at their face? Don't. And be glad you're not this guy. Here's the story.