AP/AL BEHRMAN

Jr. hit number 600 in Florida tonight.  Happy, yes.  Disappointed he didn't do it here, yes.  One game away from the Joe Nuxhall tribute night  at home and he couldn't wait any longer...   Plus, there's already drama surrounding the home run ball...  Oh well, he did it, and that's the most important thing.  Yay Jr.!

Please don't do this.

Or this..

Over the weekend I noticed a disturbing trend.  Lots of big people in small clothing.  Yes it's hot.  Yes it's humid.  This does not give everyone free range to wear small jean shorts.  Very few people should wear bathing suits to begin with.  Please, if you're not at a beach or a pool, there is no need to wear your bathing suit while walking down the street, a street without a beach or a swimming pool.  This also goes for very pregnant women.  Bathing suit tops with jean shorts is not a good look for pregnant women.  Maybe I'm being too harsh...  No.  I'm not.

Look at this!

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