Randall had a great time at the St. Bernard festival, did you?  If you weren't there you missed fun with pickles, gambling, drinking, and a few unmentionalbes!  You know it's a real festival when you can eat a giant pickle and win a live goldfish at the same time!  Unfortunately, there was poker, but no blackjack.  This means that my game with Mo will have to be postponed.  It won't be next week, because Mo is wimping out on his own festival tour...I guess it will be the second Mo-less Mo Egger tour stop, this time at the Panegyri next week.  Oh well, more baklava for me!  That reminds me, if you show up to the Panegyri at Holy Trinity-St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church on Winton Rd. next Friday wearing your Official Homer Thank God For Beer Mo Egger Church Festival Tour Shirt and you're the first one there to do so, you get a baklava on me. -- Longest sentence ever. That's big time considering I work in radio for about $5 an hour.  We'll be there around 7pm.  Look for us, we'll be looking for you...

Check out the picture gallery from last night at St. Bernard.

It's the Bermuda Triangle of Shortstop! Aaaaa!  Now what do we do? I vote Corey Patterson should give it a try...  That was mean...