When we see a skanky hot chick it is sometimes difficult to know how to respond. The ultimate question to ourselves is "yep" or "nope". There are a few rules when determining skanky hottness.

When determining skanky hottness please keep in mind there is a fine line when skanky overtakes hottness. Here is what to look for. The hair of our "skotty" is usually badly colored and tattered. However, it is worn in a matter that says, "I'm available". I can't explain it but a "skottys" body is smoking hot. A perfect host for dirty fornication, this is the first feature that catches our eye. It is this "fine specimine" that will blind us from the rest of the skankyness. If we look past the great body we notice that our "skottys" face is not all that pleasant to look at. A direct look into her face is typically followed by a " gggaaa" as we double take. Now remember, we are talking skanky hot. Don't be surprised if some of her chicklets are missing. And don't be set aback if the ones that are there are off colored.

These are a few guidelines to follow when determining skanky hottness and ultimately  when determining "yep" or "nope". Be careful and send me some pictures of what you think a "skotty" is.

I watched, as you did, last week. I have heard the press confrences. Is there anyone on this @#!!&^%$  team or staff that appears to give a #@*&? NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why should I? The season tickets are paid for, but, thank GOD all of the home games are at 1:00 this season. I can hold off my drink until 4:00 when I get home and will not spend a dime on Mike Browns' concessions. Mike Brown, PLEASE! Give up operating procedures, fire your piece of crap offensive coordinator and get a #@&^%(&  general manager. Time is up. The masses are turning. ACT NOW, Paul Browns' uninformed about football, son ( yeah, you Mike).

Listening to Mo this morning, I heard a caller actually try to convince Mo that Michael Phelps was taking a form of performance enhancer.

RIDICULOUS!

The  caller has a problem believing that Phelps could recover so quickly from race to race. He went so far as to call him "superhuman". His paraphrased ( and stupid) words, " there is no way that anyone can beat all those people by so much if their not taking something". Well idiot caller, have you heard of Mark Spitz, or Jessie Owens? These guys dominated in an era when there weren't steroids. Occasionally, the stars align, the clouds part, and the Heavens rain down a champion. Bull crap! The guy works his tail off everyday to become the best in the world. Let me try to explain why he "recovers" so quickly..

During the early stages of training, the workouts in the water are very heavy and exhausting. Phelps spends up to 4 hours a day in the pool. The training regiment will include high lap sets with little rest in between. Example, 10- 200 meter freestyle on 2:30 intervals. As the training continues, Phelps incorporates  weight training and cardio programs. His total training time a day will increase to about 8 hours a day at its' peak. As the big race approaches ( this case the big 8 races in China), Phelps will begin to tapper his training. Currently, his muscles are used to heavy amounts of training. To put this into perspective, imagine lifting 150lbs, 40 times a day to be able to lift 75lbs, 5 times for competition. Phelps will begin to tapper  about  one month before his competition. In the last week he is in full tapper mode. His workouts are mostly short sprints with cosiderable rest in between. Most likely he has suspended any wieghtlifting and is intaking mass amounts of carbohydrates to fuel his muscles. If the tapper was timed perfect, Michael Phelps' muscles are at the appex of performance. Like a well trained quarter horse mounted in the starting gate, Phelps is poised and ready to explode off the blocks and on his way to the record books.

To suggest that a swimmer needs signifigant time to " recover" is an indicator of how uninformed some people are. 8 hours of training a day, everyday, to swim 8 events is not " superhuman". It is however, super dedication to be the best.

I counted the times the "wastes of space"( from ESPN brodcasters) refered to #@!%^^ *$#^& during the 3rd, YES! 3RD quarter. 27 @#$!&%$ times. I estimated the first half alone to be about 150. Hell, Jim Rome was so caught up in the A. RODG.. craze that he said the Packers won 20-17. Damn! Not a single bit of insight on the Bengals game from Romey. We won and held on to a lead. Preseason  is a big deal and the Bengals won. WHO DEY!