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    Skanky-hottness

    Saturday, October 4, 2008, 03:02 PM EST [General]

    When we see a skanky hot chick it is sometimes difficult to know how to respond. The ultimate question to ourselves is "yep" or "nope". There are a few rules when determining skanky hottness.

    When determining skanky hottness please keep in mind there is a fine line when skanky overtakes hottness. Here is what to look for. The hair of our "skotty" is usually badly colored and tattered. However, it is worn in a matter that says, "I'm available". I can't explain it but a "skottys" body is smoking hot. A perfect host for dirty fornication, this is the first feature that catches our eye. It is this "fine specimine" that will blind us from the rest of the skankyness. If we look past the great body we notice that our "skottys" face is not all that pleasant to look at. A direct look into her face is typically followed by a " gggaaa" as we double take. Now remember, we are talking skanky hot. Don't be surprised if some of her chicklets are missing. And don't be set aback if the ones that are there are off colored.

    These are a few guidelines to follow when determining skanky hottness and ultimately  when determining "yep" or "nope". Be careful and send me some pictures of what you think a "skotty" is.

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    wondering how to send some scotty pics..

    David
    October 14, 2008
    12:16 PM EST

    People watch, then send to me via cell phone pick. Hint: Find a tractor pull or flea market.

    unionmailman
    October 14, 2008
    08:37 PM EST

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